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Character: Kadoya Tsukasa/Kamen Rider Decade
Series: Kamen Rider Decade
Character Age: Roughly 19 or 20. Can pass as a high school student without issue.
Canon: In a tangled mess of different worlds and alternate universes, there are a bunch of guys in plastic suits called Kamen Riders. They don their super plastic suits and fight giant monsters in rubber suits. However, all of these separate worlds are killing themselves for no apparent reason, and an amnesiac asshole with the power to turn into Kamen Rider Decade has to travel to the worlds of every other Rider in history, and beat them up until the worlds chill out. Traveling with him are his tsundere love interest, Natsumi, and his butt-monkey buddy... abuse-magnet jesus, Yuusuke.
Kadoya Tsukasa, the asshole in question, is the alter ego of Kamen Rider Decade and our designated hero. Insofar as heroes go, he's good at the ass-kicking evil part, but not so much at being a good person in the slightest. He mocks and laughs at people who have been mugged, tries to leave his companions imprisoned for crimes they didn't commit, and is basically a horrible jerk. He's got a tremendous ego backed up by a myriad of skills, and would be firmly in Mary Sue territory were it not for the fact that the universe hates him. And then, occasionally, he will become a Jesus for delivering one truly epic speech, delivering each world's moral of the week... and then goes right back to being a jackass at the beginning of the next world. Though he does care about people, really. It just takes the right circumstances.
Note: Every time Tsukasa enters a new world, it gives him a new job so he can blend into his new surroundings.
Sample Post:
Looks like we've arrived at Camp's World... If it's a camp, there's only one thing that I could be supposed to do here.
All right, listen up, everyone! I'm Kadoya Tsukasa, and I'm your new top counselor! Just listen to what I tell you, and I'll make this place... at least bearable. To start with, how do you expect to maintain a camp like this? From now on, in order to improve this camp's standards, we'll begin charging an entry fee. To stay in this camp, you'll have to pay... 20,000 yen, sounds fair, with a bonus to myself, of course. Otherwise, you wouldn't be able to afford to make this place worthwhile.
In order to make more people want to enroll in this camp, you'll have to clean up. For one, it looks like there's not enough cabins, and the existing ones aren't uniform enough. A few of them look like real cabins, but then there's a hotel and a military base? Having themed cabins for various guests is okay, but this is too much. No one would guess that a giant hat is actually a place to stay, after all. And what's that marshmallow man? It's pretty worthless like this. Sell it off as a novelty, and use that money for real cabins.
And another thing - the organization of the cabins is terrible. Do you not give people places to stay when they sign up? No one will enroll if they have to do everything themselves. And this place is simply not clean enough. What is that goo all over the ground? "Love goo"? ... I'm not sure I want to know why it's called that. It needs to be cleaned up, before someone steps in it. A bunch of counselors have useless positions, change their jobs to cleaning the place up and it will work out.
There's the wildlife everywhere, too. Get rid of it, or at least clear it away. They even have the nerve to approach the great genius me, so lesser people will be frightened by them. Well, at least they have the sense not to touch. Just stay away and it might be okay. Oi, gorilla! I just said to get away- I'm not interested in your paper, just get rid of it. Or at least take it somewhere else, I'm still addressing the camp. Besides, is it really a good idea to use gorillas as messengers? They're- Oi, get that out of my face! I don't want it from- mmph! Fine, just give it to me!
"Dear Kadoya, you have been charged with impersonation of an authority figure in our camp." Impersonation? Tch, like the great Kadoya Tsukasa could be anything other than authoritative? "Furthermore, as summer counselor rounds have already closed-" What does that mean? "-and you didn't even do a good job of the impersonation, we feel very insulted. If you had been doing it right, we might have let it slide, but as it stands, we're really bored, so we're going to punish you." Whoever wrote this certainly has guts, to talk about me like that...
Wait, there's one last bit. "As a result of your terrible job, you are sentenced to Marcy." What's a Marcy, anyway- Oi, gorillas, let go of me! Where do you think you're dragging me, huh? I said let g-
Character: Kadoya Tsukasa/Kamen Rider Decade
Series: Kamen Rider Decade
Character Age: Roughly 19 or 20. Can pass as a high school student without issue.
Canon: In a tangled mess of different worlds and alternate universes, there are a bunch of guys in plastic suits called Kamen Riders. They don their super plastic suits and fight giant monsters in rubber suits. However, all of these separate worlds are killing themselves for no apparent reason, and an amnesiac asshole with the power to turn into Kamen Rider Decade has to travel to the worlds of every other Rider in history, and beat them up until the worlds chill out. Traveling with him are his tsundere love interest, Natsumi, and his butt-monkey buddy... abuse-magnet jesus, Yuusuke.
Kadoya Tsukasa, the asshole in question, is the alter ego of Kamen Rider Decade and our designated hero. Insofar as heroes go, he's good at the ass-kicking evil part, but not so much at being a good person in the slightest. He mocks and laughs at people who have been mugged, tries to leave his companions imprisoned for crimes they didn't commit, and is basically a horrible jerk. He's got a tremendous ego backed up by a myriad of skills, and would be firmly in Mary Sue territory were it not for the fact that the universe hates him. And then, occasionally, he will become a Jesus for delivering one truly epic speech, delivering each world's moral of the week... and then goes right back to being a jackass at the beginning of the next world. Though he does care about people, really. It just takes the right circumstances.
Note: Every time Tsukasa enters a new world, it gives him a new job so he can blend into his new surroundings.
Sample Post:
Looks like we've arrived at Camp's World... If it's a camp, there's only one thing that I could be supposed to do here.
All right, listen up, everyone! I'm Kadoya Tsukasa, and I'm your new top counselor! Just listen to what I tell you, and I'll make this place... at least bearable. To start with, how do you expect to maintain a camp like this? From now on, in order to improve this camp's standards, we'll begin charging an entry fee. To stay in this camp, you'll have to pay... 20,000 yen, sounds fair, with a bonus to myself, of course. Otherwise, you wouldn't be able to afford to make this place worthwhile.
In order to make more people want to enroll in this camp, you'll have to clean up. For one, it looks like there's not enough cabins, and the existing ones aren't uniform enough. A few of them look like real cabins, but then there's a hotel and a military base? Having themed cabins for various guests is okay, but this is too much. No one would guess that a giant hat is actually a place to stay, after all. And what's that marshmallow man? It's pretty worthless like this. Sell it off as a novelty, and use that money for real cabins.
And another thing - the organization of the cabins is terrible. Do you not give people places to stay when they sign up? No one will enroll if they have to do everything themselves. And this place is simply not clean enough. What is that goo all over the ground? "Love goo"? ... I'm not sure I want to know why it's called that. It needs to be cleaned up, before someone steps in it. A bunch of counselors have useless positions, change their jobs to cleaning the place up and it will work out.
There's the wildlife everywhere, too. Get rid of it, or at least clear it away. They even have the nerve to approach the great genius me, so lesser people will be frightened by them. Well, at least they have the sense not to touch. Just stay away and it might be okay. Oi, gorilla! I just said to get away- I'm not interested in your paper, just get rid of it. Or at least take it somewhere else, I'm still addressing the camp. Besides, is it really a good idea to use gorillas as messengers? They're- Oi, get that out of my face! I don't want it from- mmph! Fine, just give it to me!
"Dear Kadoya, you have been charged with impersonation of an authority figure in our camp." Impersonation? Tch, like the great Kadoya Tsukasa could be anything other than authoritative? "Furthermore, as summer counselor rounds have already closed-" What does that mean? "-and you didn't even do a good job of the impersonation, we feel very insulted. If you had been doing it right, we might have let it slide, but as it stands, we're really bored, so we're going to punish you." Whoever wrote this certainly has guts, to talk about me like that...
Wait, there's one last bit. "As a result of your terrible job, you are sentenced to Marcy." What's a Marcy, anyway- Oi, gorillas, let go of me! Where do you think you're dragging me, huh? I said let g-