New fic: Battle Strategy

[ridesandruns]

It's Charles Darwin's birthday! Happy Darwin Day!

Battle Strategy
Rating: T for profanity, snarking
Characters: Warren, Scott, Logan, Lola the Siamese Cat, Darwin the Beagle.
Summary: Warren pet-sits. It doesn’t go well

Comments

[npkedit]

ROTFL!

The cat that launched the fastball special? Lola's going down in X-Men history. Poor Warren.

[ridesandruns]

Thanks! Glad you liked it! :)

[youngest_one]

It's always nice to see the X-men's pets carrying on the traditions of their owners. Drama, violence, indiscriminate property destruction - they must be so proud.

[ridesandruns]

Hee. You know they're proud! The pets aren't mutants, they're just peculiar. And very badly trained.

[ridesandruns]

Thanks! I'm glad you liked it! I contend that Lola's not actually a bad cat, she's just a one-person cat. And as such, she feels that if you're not Scott, you've got no business touching her. Or existing at all, really.

[xenokattz]

I love you and everything you stand for. And as much as I want to cut & pate my favourite bits, itll once again be a case of cutting & pasting the whole dang thing because EVERYTHING is hilarious!

This is exactly what I needed to de-stress from school.

[ridesandruns]

I'm glad you liked it! I hope you're all de-stressed now! :)

[michan17]

YES!

This is so totally preferable to redoing my resume!

ANYWAY! Yes. Loved it. All of the snark was fangasmic (yes, fangasmic), and naturally I was all over the fact that Scott made binders detailing pet care for Warren. And the fact that Lola created the fastball special.

So beautiful.

[ridesandruns]

Thanks! Dear Scott and his little binders. You totally know he labored over them and sought Jean's input for Darwin's. It's possible they even have diagrams of preferred places to be petted and the like.