my dad lost for allllllllllll eternity
My dad's 50th birthday was on June 30th. My grandparents gave him $100 for his birthday. He couldn't decide what to get for the longest time so a couple days ago he went out and bought ................. (drum roll please)........... a sewing machine. A FUCKING sewing machine. Of all the great and wonderful things he could of POSSIBLY bought..... he chose a frigging sewing machine. Man I've been on his case ever since he bought it lol. But he just laughs and says "I needed one." Well.... what little dignity he had left just packed its bags and headed west. I think the music i chose describes the situation perfectly lol.