Dennis! There's some lovely filth down here!
Rub your eyes all you want, but you're not seeing things. I really am posting something brand spanking new!!
Yes that's right dear friends. I am still alive and well. Ok......just alive. But that's gotta count for something right? Well it should. Well what the hell do you know anyway? Oh yeah? Well that's not what your mother said last night!! And then your little sister....
Ok, sorry about that. i do tend to get a bit carried away.
I want to get to the links, but there are a few things I need to talk about(make fun of) so I'll make this quick.
Lindsey Lohan: Glad to see she appears to be eating again. How long before she comes clean and admits that she has implants??
Keira Knightley: Really, you need to eat something. A cracker. Or some bread crumbs. Or something.
Paris Hilton: Um....someone shoot her. Please!!
Tom Cruise: Dude, if a picture of your little baby doesn't surface soon, I'm gonna start believing it's all part of some elaborate hoax!!
Nicole Richie: Has anyone seen her lately?? I swear for every pound she loses(and how the hell does she keep losing pounds? What does she weigh? Like 32 pounds?), her head gains about 5 pounds. It's actually a wonder of modern science that she is able to walk at all. I keep looking at her and thinking she should bob up and down like those toy birds that would bend over to drink, then pop back up, only to do it again and again. You probably have no idea what I'm talking about. That's why I love the internet. I'm talking about these: The Drinking Bird
Pamela Anderson: Ok, we get it Pam. You have gi-normous knockers. You really don't have to go everywhere with your chest falling out of the scraps of clothing you call an outfit. I don't think people are gonna forget you have them.
Kevin Federline: Um...after you're done with Paris, can you put a couple of bullets in this guy too??
Ok, on to the links!!!!
Ok, I don't know if I ever posted this before, but even so, it's worth checking again. This guy can DANCE!!! And I'm not even being sarcastic. He can REALLY, REALLY dance. Go, watch, and learn the Evolution of Dance!!
If you're like me(and I know you're not), you've sat around and wonder this age old question: "I wonder if anyone has ever thought instead of eating cereal, eating a pound of bacon with blue cheese dressing instead of milk?" Well wonder no more friends, because this guy did it. And as far as I know, he's still alive. Bacon Cereal
The question every kid has to ask his mom at one time or another......"Mom, am I half-black?"
I've never really 'got' Dave Barry. I know he's supposed to be really funny and all. But you're talking to a guy who will watch Billy Madison over and over, so maybe my level of humor is a bit low. But this is funny. 14 things it took Dave over 50 years to learn.
Ok, this is a really funny pic. I think what makes it sooooooo funny is that it's not my kids. Because if it were my kids, first off I'd wonder where the hell they came from, since I have no kids. And why they look nothing like me at all. But after that, I just might have to kill them. Why? Look at this. (and before I get hate mail...I wouldn't really kill a kid. I'd wait till they turned 18, show them that picture, and then punch them in the throat)
These are always funny. Here's some famous celebs when they were kids. Some questions to ask yourself as your look at these. Why does Demi Moore look like a boy? Just how big are Ringo Starr's ears? Was Keanu Reeves born stoned and stupid? And why do they have a picture of a black kid under Michael Jackson's name?
Ok, I love the net because you never know what you might find just doing random searches. But does the world really need a website on how to tie your shoelaces??? I like the tagline Ian uses to introduce his site: "Bringin you the fun, fashion & science of shoelaces". Quick...somebody find Ian a date!!
Ok, every so often I'll post a "take a bunch of acid and check this out" type of link. And while I would never encourage drug use..... you should take a bunch of acid and check this out!!
I bet those golfers never ran faster in their life!!!!! And what the heck is that dude swimming behind? And just what were that kitten and puppy doing? Oh, that's right. You have no idea what I'm talking about. Go look at these pictures and smile.
Ok, here's a breakdown of all the "Frat Pack" movies. Who's the Frat Pack? Guys like Jack Black, Will Ferrell, Owen and Luke Wilson, and some other well known names. I think I've seen most of these movies, Except for the 'drama' ones, just not how I roll. Anyway, go here and check it out.
A good reason not to live in Michigan. Or to not take trips. Or to not own a garage. I'm not really sure. Lookie Lookie!!
Well I leave you my dear friends with a site I just discovered, but is quickly becoming a favorite of mine. It's the Sarcasm Society, and they would LOVE to hear what you have to think. I haven't read too much of this site, but I'm already giving it a thumbs up. Go here, and be sarcastic!!
Well my party people, I think that should tide you over for a bit. As always, I love feedback and comments. One last thing. Did you know that David Arquette and Courtney Cox had a kid? Neither did I. Did you know they named the poor kid Coco. Like the cereal, but without the puffs. Hmm, neither did I. Do you think the kid was getting revenge by yanking on mom's bikini top so all the world gets a "nip shot"?? I bet that was the plan. And I didn't post a link for the pictures, but if you really have a need to see 'Monica nip', get ahold of me and I'll hook you up with some linkage.
Rock
"In Marianne I dug the hole
And watched her trip on my heart of stone
And in the end all that crawled, was my skin
I couldn't kill it
I hit the city
I hit the city "
Yes that's right dear friends. I am still alive and well. Ok......just alive. But that's gotta count for something right? Well it should. Well what the hell do you know anyway? Oh yeah? Well that's not what your mother said last night!! And then your little sister....
Ok, sorry about that. i do tend to get a bit carried away.
I want to get to the links, but there are a few things I need to talk about(make fun of) so I'll make this quick.
Lindsey Lohan: Glad to see she appears to be eating again. How long before she comes clean and admits that she has implants??
Keira Knightley: Really, you need to eat something. A cracker. Or some bread crumbs. Or something.
Paris Hilton: Um....someone shoot her. Please!!
Tom Cruise: Dude, if a picture of your little baby doesn't surface soon, I'm gonna start believing it's all part of some elaborate hoax!!
Nicole Richie: Has anyone seen her lately?? I swear for every pound she loses(and how the hell does she keep losing pounds? What does she weigh? Like 32 pounds?), her head gains about 5 pounds. It's actually a wonder of modern science that she is able to walk at all. I keep looking at her and thinking she should bob up and down like those toy birds that would bend over to drink, then pop back up, only to do it again and again. You probably have no idea what I'm talking about. That's why I love the internet. I'm talking about these: The Drinking Bird
Pamela Anderson: Ok, we get it Pam. You have gi-normous knockers. You really don't have to go everywhere with your chest falling out of the scraps of clothing you call an outfit. I don't think people are gonna forget you have them.
Kevin Federline: Um...after you're done with Paris, can you put a couple of bullets in this guy too??
Ok, on to the links!!!!
Ok, I don't know if I ever posted this before, but even so, it's worth checking again. This guy can DANCE!!! And I'm not even being sarcastic. He can REALLY, REALLY dance. Go, watch, and learn the Evolution of Dance!!
If you're like me(and I know you're not), you've sat around and wonder this age old question: "I wonder if anyone has ever thought instead of eating cereal, eating a pound of bacon with blue cheese dressing instead of milk?" Well wonder no more friends, because this guy did it. And as far as I know, he's still alive. Bacon Cereal
The question every kid has to ask his mom at one time or another......"Mom, am I half-black?"
I've never really 'got' Dave Barry. I know he's supposed to be really funny and all. But you're talking to a guy who will watch Billy Madison over and over, so maybe my level of humor is a bit low. But this is funny. 14 things it took Dave over 50 years to learn.
Ok, this is a really funny pic. I think what makes it sooooooo funny is that it's not my kids. Because if it were my kids, first off I'd wonder where the hell they came from, since I have no kids. And why they look nothing like me at all. But after that, I just might have to kill them. Why? Look at this. (and before I get hate mail...I wouldn't really kill a kid. I'd wait till they turned 18, show them that picture, and then punch them in the throat)
These are always funny. Here's some famous celebs when they were kids. Some questions to ask yourself as your look at these. Why does Demi Moore look like a boy? Just how big are Ringo Starr's ears? Was Keanu Reeves born stoned and stupid? And why do they have a picture of a black kid under Michael Jackson's name?
Ok, I love the net because you never know what you might find just doing random searches. But does the world really need a website on how to tie your shoelaces??? I like the tagline Ian uses to introduce his site: "Bringin you the fun, fashion & science of shoelaces". Quick...somebody find Ian a date!!
Ok, every so often I'll post a "take a bunch of acid and check this out" type of link. And while I would never encourage drug use..... you should take a bunch of acid and check this out!!
I bet those golfers never ran faster in their life!!!!! And what the heck is that dude swimming behind? And just what were that kitten and puppy doing? Oh, that's right. You have no idea what I'm talking about. Go look at these pictures and smile.
Ok, here's a breakdown of all the "Frat Pack" movies. Who's the Frat Pack? Guys like Jack Black, Will Ferrell, Owen and Luke Wilson, and some other well known names. I think I've seen most of these movies, Except for the 'drama' ones, just not how I roll. Anyway, go here and check it out.
A good reason not to live in Michigan. Or to not take trips. Or to not own a garage. I'm not really sure. Lookie Lookie!!
Well I leave you my dear friends with a site I just discovered, but is quickly becoming a favorite of mine. It's the Sarcasm Society, and they would LOVE to hear what you have to think. I haven't read too much of this site, but I'm already giving it a thumbs up. Go here, and be sarcastic!!
Well my party people, I think that should tide you over for a bit. As always, I love feedback and comments. One last thing. Did you know that David Arquette and Courtney Cox had a kid? Neither did I. Did you know they named the poor kid Coco. Like the cereal, but without the puffs. Hmm, neither did I. Do you think the kid was getting revenge by yanking on mom's bikini top so all the world gets a "nip shot"?? I bet that was the plan. And I didn't post a link for the pictures, but if you really have a need to see 'Monica nip', get ahold of me and I'll hook you up with some linkage.
Rock
"In Marianne I dug the hole
And watched her trip on my heart of stone
And in the end all that crawled, was my skin
I couldn't kill it
I hit the city
I hit the city "