Big Bother

[richardjmorgan]

So anyway, despite having avoided it completely this time (apart from Katy informing me on messenger that some chick had just 'put a wine bottle up herself'), I had the misfortune to catch a bit of the BB final on Channel 4 last night. It made my fucking skin crawl. The guy who won it came across as borderline retarded, there was some other guy

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WHAT!! You Charlatan!!

[do_u_want_more]

It was my idea to gradually fill the BB house with water. I like the scuba and piranha ideas although they couldn't take effect until about week ten as the house would be slowwwwwly filling with water. Slow enough so that people have mental breakdowns and want to get evicted. Which would be by Cannon by the way. Your idea was to release a hungry tiger into the house and watch them get eaten. Although you could release the tiger and then start pumping water in. Then they would then have to survive the tiger until it drowned. You could of course also starve them so that once the tiger drowned that was their only source of food.

As far as reality goes I was disapointed Eugene didn't win but at least he came second. He was essentially a British version of Napolean Dynamite. A weird screwy Nerd and deserved to win just for having some self control and a sense of pride and shame. It was ace when he had to choose between taking a 50% share of the prize money or leaving it for the winner. He was the only one who said 'I quit my job for this i'm here for the money' all the others kept spinning that bullshit i'm here for the experience and fame shit. God I hate people sometimes.

If I was their with a Broadsword covered in glass and on fire i'd separate their limbs from their bodies then shoot them in their mouths with a crossbow.

Re: WHAT!! You Charlatan!!

[moses_love]

I've said this before, but instead of putting in 12 people with no personality, put in one person with 12!

Stick a mass schizophrenic in a sealed room for 3 months, I guarantee you'd get more viewers. Either that or 12 incredibly fit female pornstars. And then run a competition to be the sole male housemate. That would be ace.

Either that or Pro/Celebrity Chav Hunting.