Ducks and High Bush Cranberries are part of the same ecosystem.
Duck and Cranberry Sauce are two great tastes that go great together.
Ergo, the world was created by an intelligent designer with a good palate.

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So last night Morgan and I were getting ready to do Havdalah. I was finding the service in my Siddur when Morgan made some noises: "Blah Blah Merlot Blah Blah Havdalah tonight ( Read more... )

other than to say that when life imitates art, it should not resemble a National Lampoon film:

http://web2.iadfw.net/~elo/news/rapture.html

[Edit: 11:32pm CST: Snopes indicates this is an urban legend. Leaving it up because it is still quite funny.]