Life in the Fast Lane
Don't count me out yet! I've been busy as a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest promoting "Steam Heat". No, silly, it's not porn! It's my newest cookbook! All about how to cook fabulous nutritious meals with a steamer! You'll be able to pick it up in stores around Thanksgiving, just in time to take off some of that turkey fat, but I'm selling it now on QVC. They even gave me this fangorgeolous apron with adorable cabbage roses on it.
But there's one thing I want to talk about, a story in the news that's very close to my own heart. It's about a man who was living a lie, ashamed of who he was, even while he kept up a smiling face to everyone around him. It's a story I know all too well.
Ted Haggard, if you're reading this, I know what you're going through. I've tried it all. Pills, massage, hunky personal trainers in strange hotel rooms...Ted, meth is no way to lose weight! You've got to face your problem head on. Diet and exercise is THE ONLY ANSWER!
But there's one thing I want to talk about, a story in the news that's very close to my own heart. It's about a man who was living a lie, ashamed of who he was, even while he kept up a smiling face to everyone around him. It's a story I know all too well.
Ted Haggard, if you're reading this, I know what you're going through. I've tried it all. Pills, massage, hunky personal trainers in strange hotel rooms...Ted, meth is no way to lose weight! You've got to face your problem head on. Diet and exercise is THE ONLY ANSWER!