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[rianax]

I bit of fun on my part, I created a list of ninja sayings: sage advice handed down generation upon generation of shinobi on the art of Not Getting Killed. Some are wise, some are profound, most are rather biting in fact

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[spacehussy]

oh my god.

thats the funniest freaking thing i've seen all day.

::dies::

[rianax]

*revies with smell salts*

Any additions you want to add?

[spacehussy]

unfortunately no ^^; i can't think of anything.

[rianax]

Well, no shame in only enjoying it!

Fun!

[sub_divided]

7. Assasination isn't murder: it's a perfectly legitimate solution to tedious political problems.

8. You should trust your team, but only with your life. Secret family jutsu are sacred and not to be shared.

Re: Fun!

[rianax]

LOL The first one is awesome; the second one is sgort of what papa and mama tell you when you go skipping off to school with kunai and a bento.

[lynnxlady]

Those are great. I especially like 5 and 6.

[rianax]

I think I got them form either a book on General Patton or a really long D&D game that I watched.

Any additions to add?

[askerian]

2.Don't think of it as being outnumbered, think of it as a wide target selection.
*dies* XDDDDDD

uhh, lemme think. I had a funny ninja saying like that but I forgot it T__T

[rianax]

For some reason, I can think of Asuma saying that to his genin; of all the teachers I picture him with the driest sense of humor.

[naria_satome]

OO
neesan, u come up with the greatest things at times. i am so proud to be ur sister at times.
hmmmmm, what can a rule be?

here:

9. Silence and stealth are key tools of a shinobi. They can save your ass at anytime and anywhere. So learn to shut up quickly and fast.

10. Don't do overkill attacks all the time. They are a waste of energy and time. (coughchidoricough) A shinobi gets the job silently and fast.

that is it for now.

[rianax]

I like. I like. I like! I am so proud of my imouto.