Why you should never mess with a redhead"
"Once upon a time, there were these redhead princesses being kept apart by their evil father who sent one to the Island of Long and the other to the city of palm trees and slow drivers known as Tampa. They both were vengeful and lustful girls, so they were forced to live with other girls who were far beneath them. And there were many young men vying for their favor. The princess in Tampa fell for a rotten scoundrel who masqueraded as a gentleman, but shortly after their tryst she realized his true colors...
When she told her sister, the Princess on the Island of Long, her sister immediately got on a large flying metal bird and flew down to the land of Tampa and together they joined forces and became
The Princess Pecker Prickers...
They searcher for the scoundrel and finally caught him. Then the princess from the Island of Long used her fancy diamond encrusted hinges to de-testicle him. Blood got everywhere, especially on the hem of the princess's beautiful ball gown. The scoundrel cried out for mercy, but the princess from the land of Tampa only laughed and dug her 6" heel into the hole where his genitals had once been. Both girls laughed as he screamed in agony.
Then he died
And the princesses went out for a few beers
The End…"
by Erynn
When she told her sister, the Princess on the Island of Long, her sister immediately got on a large flying metal bird and flew down to the land of Tampa and together they joined forces and became
The Princess Pecker Prickers...
They searcher for the scoundrel and finally caught him. Then the princess from the Island of Long used her fancy diamond encrusted hinges to de-testicle him. Blood got everywhere, especially on the hem of the princess's beautiful ball gown. The scoundrel cried out for mercy, but the princess from the land of Tampa only laughed and dug her 6" heel into the hole where his genitals had once been. Both girls laughed as he screamed in agony.
Then he died
And the princesses went out for a few beers
The End…"
by Erynn