It's not even five o'clock yet and i've already had two drinks. Work was too long today, and I just bought bacardi razz and more blue curacao the other day and i have a cfud app to write for tomorrow and alochol helps ( Read more... )

I HAVE MY MILF BACK!!!!1

abusive_beauty, never leave me again ( Read more... )

So Brian and Laurel just discovered my amazing ability to pick up an imaginary southern accent while I'm drunk.

Goddammit.

Happy Birthday meeeeeeeee. Mandarin Taste's Scorpion Bowls are fucking delicious.

note to self: if you're going to have a very large rum and coke with quite a bitof rum in it, make sure to eat sometghing first ( Read more... )

Note to self: when inviting sick friend to spend the night in your apartment due to the fact that her shiny new heart monitor says "D< NO!" to the idea of her walking up the three flights of stairs to her own dorm, don't also invite a handful of people over and let them have free run of your alcohol cabinet for a couple hours.

Yeah, that was a ( Read more... )