A Report From My Pillow Fortress
This shoulder thing is really bad, and I'm starting to feel like a prisoner in my body. I now can't:
Comb my hair
Wash my hair
Condition my hair
Put on clothes over my head
Take off same
Carry my cell phone in my left hand
Wear my watch on my left hand
Carry my handbag on my left arm
Carry anything heavier than a sheet of paper in my left hand
Turn my hand/arm/body in any unexpected way
Make turns in the car using my left hand on the steering wheel
Pull up my jeans with my left hand
Put on deodorant (just think about the mechanics)
Well this is silly; there are more things I can't do than I can. Just not worth listing. And typing hurts too. Seeing the dr on Thursday. Really can't wait for that. Was going to schedule a colonoscopy as soon as I got back to WI, but now that has to wait. I'm a year overdue, but I can't even imagine dealing with that now. So I'll get my eye exam (one year overdue) and this thing on Thursday. Gotta start somewhere.
Comb my hair
Wash my hair
Condition my hair
Put on clothes over my head
Take off same
Carry my cell phone in my left hand
Wear my watch on my left hand
Carry my handbag on my left arm
Carry anything heavier than a sheet of paper in my left hand
Turn my hand/arm/body in any unexpected way
Make turns in the car using my left hand on the steering wheel
Pull up my jeans with my left hand
Put on deodorant (just think about the mechanics)
Well this is silly; there are more things I can't do than I can. Just not worth listing. And typing hurts too. Seeing the dr on Thursday. Really can't wait for that. Was going to schedule a colonoscopy as soon as I got back to WI, but now that has to wait. I'm a year overdue, but I can't even imagine dealing with that now. So I'll get my eye exam (one year overdue) and this thing on Thursday. Gotta start somewhere.