Hey guys, I totally thought up the best idea for a porno: The Cockford Files, in which an unnatractive older man in leisure suits jets around in his pontiac firebird solving mysteries and trying to get the girl...in the junk...and possibly the trunk.

your mom would totally watch it

Fuck you livejournal, fuck you up your virgin ass with a 15 inch black ruber cock. I wrote an actual, real post. Not the day to day play by play that you usually find here. A real fucking post. And you ate it. Goddam, I spent a few minutes here and there and it was fairly long and now it's gone. Fuck. No i've got to try and remember what all I said ( Read more... )

I should start a new livejournal. With a username of Omegafattyacids...or not. I mostly just think that would be funny. For a little while anyway. Plus, I just don't have the actual effort it would take to do it. Oh well ( Read more... )