A post!! Who knew.
Tanya sent me this today, it's a little disturbingly correct.
hmmm
Gemini Dog
Crusaders with a big mouth who always think they know best. Theses pooches are charismatic and are not easily intimidated. Resourceful and cunning, the Dog born Gemini can make a graveyard laugh itself to death. A maverick with a heart.
THE RESOURCEFUL CLOWN
This is the one Dog subject who escapes the knitted brow and ready bark of many Dog characters. The Gemini's sociability lends exactly the right amount of levity to the disquiet Dog's nature. The Gemini/Dog is a bouncy person with many talents and aptitudes who needs, above everything, to adhere faithfully to the rules. Otherwise, if a Gemini/Dog swerves off course, tests authority and tries to get by with less than true hard work and grit, or tries to cheat his way to success, disaster will ensue. Altruism is the Dog's special quarter. People born in Dog years are forever taking up causes and joining crusades for the sake of their fellow human beings. Dogs are good people. The addition here of lighthearted Gemini, with his talent for the verbal and ability to amuse and even show off, to the steady, hardworking and worried Dog person's life is a mixed godsend. Either this Dog will spend too much of himself on the woes of the world and of others, or if, alas, he has allowed the Gemini superficiality to run away with him, he may not give a pig's whistle about others. His or her sexual prowess is legendary. This person is a seduction machine par excellence. Don't expect the humdrum missionary approach.
hmmm
Gemini Dog
Crusaders with a big mouth who always think they know best. Theses pooches are charismatic and are not easily intimidated. Resourceful and cunning, the Dog born Gemini can make a graveyard laugh itself to death. A maverick with a heart.
THE RESOURCEFUL CLOWN
This is the one Dog subject who escapes the knitted brow and ready bark of many Dog characters. The Gemini's sociability lends exactly the right amount of levity to the disquiet Dog's nature. The Gemini/Dog is a bouncy person with many talents and aptitudes who needs, above everything, to adhere faithfully to the rules. Otherwise, if a Gemini/Dog swerves off course, tests authority and tries to get by with less than true hard work and grit, or tries to cheat his way to success, disaster will ensue. Altruism is the Dog's special quarter. People born in Dog years are forever taking up causes and joining crusades for the sake of their fellow human beings. Dogs are good people. The addition here of lighthearted Gemini, with his talent for the verbal and ability to amuse and even show off, to the steady, hardworking and worried Dog person's life is a mixed godsend. Either this Dog will spend too much of himself on the woes of the world and of others, or if, alas, he has allowed the Gemini superficiality to run away with him, he may not give a pig's whistle about others. His or her sexual prowess is legendary. This person is a seduction machine par excellence. Don't expect the humdrum missionary approach.