Rent-a-wolf
Brilliant business scheme I have come up with this week:
Rent-a-wolf, a service for farmers with dioxin pigs on their hands. Simply let the wolf into your pens, return the next morning - and raise a hue and cry about wolves, oh noes!!
Result: The government will compensate the farmer for his lost pigs. He avoids having to slaughter them and absorbing the cost himself.
(This brilliant business scheme is brought to you by the news items "wolves are returning to Germany - farmers unhappy they now have to adequately secure their livestock or risk it being killed" and "hundreds of pigs tainted with dioxin have to be slaughtered".)
There was also a second scheme... but that wasn't so nice. Though it was also very brilliant, and would result in drug addicts always having clean and shiny hair. ;-)
Rent-a-wolf, a service for farmers with dioxin pigs on their hands. Simply let the wolf into your pens, return the next morning - and raise a hue and cry about wolves, oh noes!!
Result: The government will compensate the farmer for his lost pigs. He avoids having to slaughter them and absorbing the cost himself.
(This brilliant business scheme is brought to you by the news items "wolves are returning to Germany - farmers unhappy they now have to adequately secure their livestock or risk it being killed" and "hundreds of pigs tainted with dioxin have to be slaughtered".)
There was also a second scheme... but that wasn't so nice. Though it was also very brilliant, and would result in drug addicts always having clean and shiny hair. ;-)