Random amusing anecdote of the day
I think I once encountered an exhibitionist in a public bath. I am still not 100% certain, but this is how it happened:
Me: *walks along row of changing cubicles, having just changed into swimsuit*
Possible exhibitionist: *tears open door of changing cubicle and steps out as a pale pink blur, almost but not quite into my path*
Me: *walks on by, oblivious*
Me several moments later: Huh. Is it me or did that pink blur just now have a rather sharply protruding bit down where you'd usually expect a non-pink (or at least not so entirely skin-toned pink) blur of swimming trunks to be?
Possible exhibitionist, possibly, having failed to at all impress chosen victim with exhibited virility: *despairs*
And the moral of the story, ladies and gentlemen: If you are an exhibitionist, remember to ply your trade in a venue where short-sighted people do not have their glasses stashed away in lockers.
Do you have any random amusing anecdotes to share? Let's hear them! All the better if they have useful, instructive morals like mine. ;-)
As for me, I'm now back to my regularly scheduled porn writing... can't leave the guys hanging!
Me: *walks along row of changing cubicles, having just changed into swimsuit*
Possible exhibitionist: *tears open door of changing cubicle and steps out as a pale pink blur, almost but not quite into my path*
Me: *walks on by, oblivious*
Me several moments later: Huh. Is it me or did that pink blur just now have a rather sharply protruding bit down where you'd usually expect a non-pink (or at least not so entirely skin-toned pink) blur of swimming trunks to be?
Possible exhibitionist, possibly, having failed to at all impress chosen victim with exhibited virility: *despairs*
And the moral of the story, ladies and gentlemen: If you are an exhibitionist, remember to ply your trade in a venue where short-sighted people do not have their glasses stashed away in lockers.
Do you have any random amusing anecdotes to share? Let's hear them! All the better if they have useful, instructive morals like mine. ;-)
As for me, I'm now back to my regularly scheduled porn writing... can't leave the guys hanging!