Vampire oranges with connections. No, seriously.
I have discovered the most brilliant oranges known to mankind: Vampyria blood oranges from Sicily.
No, really. Not kidding here.
Have a look (and take the Sicilian vampire blood orange fanfic poll):
Note the orange-vampire's wicked-yet-sexy fang-and-smirk as she contemplates her citrussy prey! Also note the cocktail "Vampyria's Rising" - and the excellently Freudian typos "Eigelb (rot) / egg yolk (red)" instead of " Eigelb (roh) / egg yolk (raw)" and "weinige Tropfen / winey drops" instead of "wenige Tropfen / a few drops".
Poll Vampyria Blood Oranges FTW!
I'm a fan. Witness my new icon. :-)
In conclusion: I want some of the crack this advertising agency was smoking.
No, really. Not kidding here.
Have a look (and take the Sicilian vampire blood orange fanfic poll):
Note the orange-vampire's wicked-yet-sexy fang-and-smirk as she contemplates her citrussy prey! Also note the cocktail "Vampyria's Rising" - and the excellently Freudian typos "Eigelb (rot) / egg yolk (red)" instead of " Eigelb (roh) / egg yolk (raw)" and "weinige Tropfen / winey drops" instead of "wenige Tropfen / a few drops".
Poll Vampyria Blood Oranges FTW!
I'm a fan. Witness my new icon. :-)
In conclusion: I want some of the crack this advertising agency was smoking.