BEST NIGHT EVER
So my brother's girlfriend made a huge deal over the last week about how Tuesday guys, on Tuesday we're partying at my house, I have a pool, be there Tuesday. We were all going to meet in the parking lot behind my old house on Madison and caravan (whoo! caravan!) out to Danielle's house in Eagle or wherever the fuck she lives. My brother and I snuck into Edward's to watch Ratatouille and then we met up with Will to watch Transformers. Both movies were awesome. Yes, Transformers was an excellent movie: two hours and twenty-three minutes well-spent. But halfway through Ratatouille, we get a text message from Danielle saying that her parents were coming home early and nope, no party over there. Balls!
I called Catherine and Eleri: we need to relocate! So we moved the party over to Eleri's house, as long as Eleri and Hoff don't have to pay for anything, because Eleri's parents are coming home today, actually, and they needed to restock all the alcohol they took while her parents were in England. Party at Eleri's house!... again.
I expected just the usual party at Eleri's house... spend the entire night drinking PBR and Miller, playing some drinking games to drink faster, getting high with Justin and Kyle on the porch, watch some Planet Earth high, and then passing out all over Eleri's awesome house. It started out that way, with Justin and Hoff playing... tacos? with beer bottle caps, and I made everyone Ramen (10 for a dollar). But last night turned out to be one of the coolest drunk nights ever.
Between Will, Ryan Hoff, my brother, Eleri, Catherine, Justin, Kyle, and me, we drank 60 beers and smoked five joints. The night was just like every other night at Eleri's house until, somehow, we all started dancing. It was so awesome! Kyle was playing !!!, which is a band, I guess you pronounce it "Chick Chick Chick" -- whatever -- and then Eleri and my brother discovered Eleri's awesome 80s dance music mix and we put it on and for almost an hour straight, Hoff, Ryan, Kyle, Justin, Will, Eleri, and I just danced. We all danced in one club--whoo! dance party! It was really intense.
Then I puked. That was less cool. But it happened.
When I came back out, I thought everyone had gone to sleep, but then I heard them out on the porch. We smoked more pot and drank more beer. Eleri and Hoff went to bed (whoo! to have sex! hahaha, just kidding), and then Catherine, Will, Justin, Kyle, Ryan, and I literally hiked down Eleri's back hill down to the golf course and we played soccer for awhile. Kyle disappeared and we saw his silhouette finally, running through the sprinklers, which was completely unlike Kyle. Then Justin and my brother joined in, and then Will, Catherine, and I started running through the sprinklers, too. It was such nice weather and the water felt so awesome.
Then! we decided it was probably a bad idea to climb back up the hill because we were too tired and too drunk and too high, so we walked around, the long way, past some people's houses and to the road. Justin--who was definitely the belligerent drunk last night--banged on the window of some house and we all ran, leaving the soccer ball. When we got to the road, my brother decided that it was super necessary to go back and get the ball, so Will, Kyle, Ryan, and Justin went back (Justin made me hold his shirt and his hat), but Justin showed up again not even 30 seconds later because he suddenly realized he was too lazy to find the ball.
When Kyle, Ryan, and Will got back, they were running and triumphant and had the ball, but apparently, Justin knocking on that window had woken up some bitch, who had come out angrily and yelled at them, but they didn't care. We ran back to Eleri's house, Justin yelling "Fuck you bitch!" the whole way. Ryan and Justin yelled occasionally, too.
We were back at Eleri's house for about 15 minutes when Will and I decided it was time to either get cigarettes or Burger King. We ran to the Will-mobile, which is probably the coolest car in the history of man (whoo! Will-mobile!), and Catherine and Justin and my brother came, but Kyle didn't, don't know what the balls he was doing. We drove to Burger King, forgetting about the cigarettes completely, and pulled into the drive-through, which is always open. The woman said, "I'll be with you in a minute," and Will said "Ok," and we waited for a strangely long time. Then Justin, still belligerent, yelled "I have big nipples!" and immediately the woman said, "Please get out of my drive-through" and Will said "Ok." We drove off, disappointed but laughing, and went to DK and got some fucken donuts.
We cruised back, and Justin, Will, Catherine and I all jumped in the shower. It was the most crowded, naked part of the night, and that was quite excellent. Then we heard Ryan and Kyle watching Planet Earth. Will left unfortunately but we learned about seals and sharks and krill and then we all passed out and woke up about four hours later to clean up because fuck! Eleri's parents will be home in 12 hours and this place is disgusting! Jeez Eleri you alcoholic!
I drink too much alcohol and smoke too much weed but life is awesome.
I called Catherine and Eleri: we need to relocate! So we moved the party over to Eleri's house, as long as Eleri and Hoff don't have to pay for anything, because Eleri's parents are coming home today, actually, and they needed to restock all the alcohol they took while her parents were in England. Party at Eleri's house!... again.
I expected just the usual party at Eleri's house... spend the entire night drinking PBR and Miller, playing some drinking games to drink faster, getting high with Justin and Kyle on the porch, watch some Planet Earth high, and then passing out all over Eleri's awesome house. It started out that way, with Justin and Hoff playing... tacos? with beer bottle caps, and I made everyone Ramen (10 for a dollar). But last night turned out to be one of the coolest drunk nights ever.
Between Will, Ryan Hoff, my brother, Eleri, Catherine, Justin, Kyle, and me, we drank 60 beers and smoked five joints. The night was just like every other night at Eleri's house until, somehow, we all started dancing. It was so awesome! Kyle was playing !!!, which is a band, I guess you pronounce it "Chick Chick Chick" -- whatever -- and then Eleri and my brother discovered Eleri's awesome 80s dance music mix and we put it on and for almost an hour straight, Hoff, Ryan, Kyle, Justin, Will, Eleri, and I just danced. We all danced in one club--whoo! dance party! It was really intense.
Then I puked. That was less cool. But it happened.
When I came back out, I thought everyone had gone to sleep, but then I heard them out on the porch. We smoked more pot and drank more beer. Eleri and Hoff went to bed (whoo! to have sex! hahaha, just kidding), and then Catherine, Will, Justin, Kyle, Ryan, and I literally hiked down Eleri's back hill down to the golf course and we played soccer for awhile. Kyle disappeared and we saw his silhouette finally, running through the sprinklers, which was completely unlike Kyle. Then Justin and my brother joined in, and then Will, Catherine, and I started running through the sprinklers, too. It was such nice weather and the water felt so awesome.
Then! we decided it was probably a bad idea to climb back up the hill because we were too tired and too drunk and too high, so we walked around, the long way, past some people's houses and to the road. Justin--who was definitely the belligerent drunk last night--banged on the window of some house and we all ran, leaving the soccer ball. When we got to the road, my brother decided that it was super necessary to go back and get the ball, so Will, Kyle, Ryan, and Justin went back (Justin made me hold his shirt and his hat), but Justin showed up again not even 30 seconds later because he suddenly realized he was too lazy to find the ball.
When Kyle, Ryan, and Will got back, they were running and triumphant and had the ball, but apparently, Justin knocking on that window had woken up some bitch, who had come out angrily and yelled at them, but they didn't care. We ran back to Eleri's house, Justin yelling "Fuck you bitch!" the whole way. Ryan and Justin yelled occasionally, too.
We were back at Eleri's house for about 15 minutes when Will and I decided it was time to either get cigarettes or Burger King. We ran to the Will-mobile, which is probably the coolest car in the history of man (whoo! Will-mobile!), and Catherine and Justin and my brother came, but Kyle didn't, don't know what the balls he was doing. We drove to Burger King, forgetting about the cigarettes completely, and pulled into the drive-through, which is always open. The woman said, "I'll be with you in a minute," and Will said "Ok," and we waited for a strangely long time. Then Justin, still belligerent, yelled "I have big nipples!" and immediately the woman said, "Please get out of my drive-through" and Will said "Ok." We drove off, disappointed but laughing, and went to DK and got some fucken donuts.
We cruised back, and Justin, Will, Catherine and I all jumped in the shower. It was the most crowded, naked part of the night, and that was quite excellent. Then we heard Ryan and Kyle watching Planet Earth. Will left unfortunately but we learned about seals and sharks and krill and then we all passed out and woke up about four hours later to clean up because fuck! Eleri's parents will be home in 12 hours and this place is disgusting! Jeez Eleri you alcoholic!
I drink too much alcohol and smoke too much weed but life is awesome.