I can't stop watching Futuama.  I am deeply obsessed.  I'm not going to write about how deeply emotional it is for me, because I think that's gonna get weird.

I am in love with Fry.

God made you to hear that sound, and a room like this is a natural amplifier for it.  You can hear it even better when you sit in the front of the screen with your old pals, throwing legendary shadows and drinking to the past.  That sound says quitting is okay, that quitting is in fact the only choice that makes any sense.  That sound is about the ( Read more... )

Swinnerton: THE ORGY WILL HAPPEN. I love you, basically.

Jerry: GTFO.

To Whom it May Concern: Either leave me alone or don't.  Make your choice already.

Orson Welles: You were incredibly hot.

I MET ANDY SAMBERG AND JORMA TACCONE AND AKIVA SCHAEFFER TODAY.

You.
Can.
Only.
Type.
One.
Word.

Not as easy as you might think. Remember: one word answers to the following 34 questions.

1. Where is your mobile phone?: Here
2. Your significant other?: Sucks.
3. Your hair?: Long.
4. Your mother?: Useless.
5. Your father?: Drugs.
6. Your favorite thing?: surfthechannel
7. Your dream last night?: Uh-uh.
8. Your favourite drink ( Read more... )

Ok, congratulations.  You got through my exoskeleton, you got me to talk to you and care about you and because I trusted you when we were friends there wasn't a question of trusting you when we suddenly something else.  I can't say that everything you did to me was unfair, because you were always in earnest about everything you said, and I'm not ( Read more... )

I am intensely unhappy.

BECAUSE JIZZ IN MY PANTS IS NOW MY RINGTONEEEEE!!

I sent him the email.

My life is strange.  I'm kind of depressed.

1. I've come to realize that my legs are: for walking.

2. I've come to realize that when I talk: everyone listens. Everyone.

3. I've come to realize that if I really love someone: I am my very best self.

4. I've come to realize that I need: to do theatre in my life. I tried for a long time to avoid that, or to change it, but it's pretty inevitable at ( Read more... )