The Daily Show just did a segment on Bed BugsI'd tell folks to watch it, but I'm not sure folks want to be mentally scarred for the rest of the day. It's just... wow. Isabella Rossellini is freakin' CRAZY ( Read more... )

Wow. Just... Wow. ( Fox News Clip-Cut )

How many law enforcement vehicles are currently outside my apartment?

And the answer is... ( behind the LJ cut. )

Here's something I heard about on the radio today. At the Texas State Fair, one of the 8 foods up for Best Treat is... Drumroll Please...

Deep Fried Butter

Butter. BUTTER! BUTTER!!! And Deep Fried no less! Jebbus H' Dookin' Ferret, I know the South has a think for Deep Frying stuff but this is stupid crazy ( Read more... )

Desk! Apply directly to the forehead! Desk! Apply directly to the forehead!

Gah! I wanna not be at work! I wanna be on vacation! GAAHRHRHRRRAAAA-Dook!

--Salen

From seeing Superman Returns. I don't care what other people say about it, I enjoyed it. But, at 2 and a half hours, it probably wasn't a good idea for me to drink 3 glasses of diet coke at the restraunt before going in.

Oh, in other news, I still hate the church up the road from my Apartment. I talked about them almost 3 months ago, but now they ( Read more... )

Ok, really, did Disney REALLY need to make Bambi 2? Really, I saw the commercial for it tonight and I was like... OMGWTFBBQ! And I was also like "Thats Patrick Stewart! OMGWTF?!?"

--Salen