Much's inbox
Let's say that the outlaws can write and have the internet. This is what Much's email inbox might look like.
To:muchlove15@Sherwood.com
From:woodisgood@Holyland.net
Subject:Need wood!
Hello Much.
Hope things are going well with you and the gang.
Djaq and I appreciate the care packages you sent.
The Holy Land is... alright. Okay, it really isn't. There's
no trees in the desert! And no trees, means no wood!
I'm going through carpentry withdrawl and it's killing me!
So if you could send some small logs in your next care package
that would be great; even some large sticks, twigs? Anything! I'm dying!
Looking forward to your reply.
Love,
Will
To:woodisgood@Holyland.net
From:muchlove15@Sherwood.com
Subject:Hang in there
Don't worry Will, the package is on the way.
Just stay calm and everything will be OK.
Stay sane,
Much
To:muchlove15@Sherwood.com
From:trickster54@Sherwood.com
Subject:Bail out
Hey Much old buddy, old pal.
You'll never believe this: I was play'n a few... we'll say
tricks at the tavern, and long story short, now I'm in jail.
Funny right? So I was wonder'n if you could come bail me out?
Robin'll kill me if he finds out I got in trouble again. Please! I'll do the dishes
for a week, I'll hunt squirrel, anything! Just please help. I knows we don't get on so
well all the time, but I really need help just this once.
Love(sorta),
Allan
PS:If you come get me I might even tell you what happened to your jumper. ;)
To:trickster54@Sherwood.com
From:muchlove15@Sherwood.com
Subject:I'm coming
I'm on my way Allan. How'd you mange to write
from prison? Oh, I forgot you got the new iphone with internet.
Wouldn't be hard to sneak that past the guards I supose. And as
for you offering to do the chores, I won't make you do them if I get back
my jumper.
Be right there,
Much
To:muchlove15@Sherwood.com
From:kingoftheforest@Sherwood.com
Subject:Angst
Dearest Much,
I hate you and your squirrel stew, and I hate the woods, and
Gisborne, and the Sheriff, and the castle, and the king, and the
Holy Land,....angst angst angst... and I hate children and puppies
and balloons....angst angst angst...
Robin
To:kingoftheforest@Sherwood.com
From:muchlove15@Sherwood.com
Subject:angsty much?
Yes I know you hate life, and now I'm just gonna forgive
you without an apology like always.
Love,
Much
To:muchlove15@Sherwood.com
From:littlejohn23@Sherwood.com
Subject:Hey
Hey Much,
Is it just me or is Robin really angsty lately?
Anyway, I was wondering if you knew where Allan is?
I can't find him anywhere. Probably got arrested again.
If he did, I can tell you he's gonna get it from me. Let me
know if you see him.
Love,
John.
PS:Can we have something besides squirrel tonight?
To:littlejohn23@Sherwood.com
From:muchlove15@Sherwood.com
Subject:Haven't seen him
Hey John,
I haven't seen Allan. Nope not me, no idea
where he is. I know nothing, nada, zilch. No de
donde Allan. It amazes me how I can still ramble on in an email.
Anyway, yeah haven't seen him. And if you want to go buy some meat
or something, I'll cook it.
Love,
Much