Jersey Chaser
Jersey Chaser
or,
Androgynous
Today, Aila, one of the students in my progam, asked if I worked out. Jesus, am I so out of it that people need to ask? She said that she used to be a "Jersey Chaser," so she can tell.
Kathryn called me and made small talk for a little while and then asked to use my car again. It was a great tactic. She made sure to point out that I left Comet Burger very promptly the other night, so she thinks that I hate her. Evidently, proving that I don't hate her involves letting her use my car. Rather than argue, I agreed, like always. Spineless bitch.
Mohamed was absolutely freaking out today. I thought that he would have a cerebrovascular accident or something. He skipped two of his classes today, and he asked this unattractived, androgynous guy if he had missed anything in one of them. Androgynous said that he hadn't missed anything. Later, a guy in another of Mohamed's classes told him that he missed some notes that would definitely be on the test. By the time I saw him, Mohamed swore up and down that if Androgynous said a word to him, he would be killed. Considering Mohamed's affinity for weapons, I wouldn't consider the threat totally idle. Mohamed suggested that I go with him to the shooting range. I think the last thing I need to happen to me is to have a gun in my hands.
I have put the cats' bowls in the sink to soak for a bit before I wash them. Ameer is about to have an aneurysm because he has been without food for like an hour.
I went to look at an apartment today near campus. It was only $450 a month, but it was fucking atrocious. I don't want to live anyplace that I would be ashamed to take anyone to.
or,
Androgynous
Today, Aila, one of the students in my progam, asked if I worked out. Jesus, am I so out of it that people need to ask? She said that she used to be a "Jersey Chaser," so she can tell.
Kathryn called me and made small talk for a little while and then asked to use my car again. It was a great tactic. She made sure to point out that I left Comet Burger very promptly the other night, so she thinks that I hate her. Evidently, proving that I don't hate her involves letting her use my car. Rather than argue, I agreed, like always. Spineless bitch.
Mohamed was absolutely freaking out today. I thought that he would have a cerebrovascular accident or something. He skipped two of his classes today, and he asked this unattractived, androgynous guy if he had missed anything in one of them. Androgynous said that he hadn't missed anything. Later, a guy in another of Mohamed's classes told him that he missed some notes that would definitely be on the test. By the time I saw him, Mohamed swore up and down that if Androgynous said a word to him, he would be killed. Considering Mohamed's affinity for weapons, I wouldn't consider the threat totally idle. Mohamed suggested that I go with him to the shooting range. I think the last thing I need to happen to me is to have a gun in my hands.
I have put the cats' bowls in the sink to soak for a bit before I wash them. Ameer is about to have an aneurysm because he has been without food for like an hour.
I went to look at an apartment today near campus. It was only $450 a month, but it was fucking atrocious. I don't want to live anyplace that I would be ashamed to take anyone to.