I hate this day.
Today my brother called my mother in hysterics saying that there was a horrible school shooting 20 minutes after she had dropped him off. She started screaming telling him to drop down and look for cover while was making a u-turn in heavy traffic. If you know how my mother drives then you know what a horrible thing that is. That was the worst fucking April Fools joke ever. I can't wait until she comes home and beats the shit out of Patrick. I think the best April Fools was when Noah called his mother and told her that we decided to get married this weekend instead of waiting a couple years. Haha, maybe it's only funny because she hates me.