Well???????
It's silly, I know, but where are you kid? I mean, I KNOW I told you that you couldn't come until the tree was up, but since when do children listen to their parents? Don't you know that 14% of babies are born on a Tuesday, and 8% are born on their due date? Your due date is today, a TUESDAY!!! You have more statistics working for you then against you. And you don't want to wait until December my child, that will put you behind in school as most schools age cut off is December 1st. You'd have to wait almost an entire year longer then you would. Also, you're making Mommy miserable. Which is probably why your waiting, you little turd; you're just like your Daddy. =) The crib is all set up for you. You'll have somewhere nice to sleep. Cat, Lin and Mark bought you the cutest little penguin outfit to come home in. There is a very nice car seat that is soft and pretty and will keep you safe when we come home. The rocking chair should be here today, and so we'll have some place to sit in comfort while you eat and fall asleep. That and your Daddy is so anxious to meet you that he isn't sleeping much. (Well, not that Mommy is, but now no one is sleeping.) We both love you little child, and we are so excited to meet you! Please come soon!