WE HAVE A PEPPER BAR!!!

[reversesmile]

hi i passed through the first of four levels of cosmetology school with the best grades i've ever received in my academic history. i am undoubtedly the smartest person in my school, highly revered as the most attractive and stylish, every lady is so jealous of be, and all the gay men slap each other to get to me first and light my cigarette. i am

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damn girl

[ayam]

the littlest bachelor warms my heart on monday nights.
Tony told me about it and I instantly fell in love.

no like woah like no

[abamuffin]

i see you like midgets'

they mae get you far but in my country bird eats you!

don't bad muff the abamuffin

cause he has super powers of escape and he'll poop on your cats head

have your little pinker peanut try and cough up that realization

that felines are for futbol girls who love columbian phalics

aba muff inside

miss catchphrase coconut shampoo

[abamuffin]

i'll watch TV if you give me a kevin aucoin black eye since i couldn't successfully acquire a real one from my accident. but i won't watch the road rules. and your cats are too zombied out on the home shopping network to even be capable of recognizing a flying object that doesn't provide domestic ventilation. so don't front, twatster. our keet kills your kitties!!!

love,
maw