WE HAVE A PEPPER BAR!!!
hi i passed through the first of four levels of cosmetology school with the best grades i've ever received in my academic history. i am undoubtedly the smartest person in my school, highly revered as the most attractive and stylish, every lady is so jealous of be, and all the gay men slap each other to get to me first and light my cigarette. i am so amazing.
my life is so great because i go on vacation somewhere every month with my fucking cool boyfriend, who is more and more of a rock star to me every day. he's all yves saint laurent suit and eyeliner and a huge cock in tight pants. i thank the fine country of colombia every day for this gift.
and also my best friend, for those of you who don't know, the fucking coolest bitch ever, mae, doesn't watch tv so i had to let her know what was going down:
Unclejesseishot: there is a reality show sortof like
the bachelor
Unclejesseishot: except with MIDGETS
I dear connie I: WHAT
Unclejesseishot: yes
I dear connie I: HILLARY
Unclejesseishot: "the littlest groom"
I dear connie I: NO
I dear connie I: !!!!!!!!
I dear connie I: shut the fuck up
Unclejesseishot: i shan't
Unclejesseishot: its true
Unclejesseishot: its like 30 midgettes
Unclejesseishot: vying for the attention of one man
midget
I dear connie I: i need to go to your house then
Unclejesseishot: you so do
AND she hasn't seen the quizno's commercial with the singing things (?) with the weird teeth and pirate hats (?) but when she sees it she'll understand.
um so in conclusion, i love my boyfriend, and my sister, who just lost like 100 lbs is scaring me because she's either going to start wearing my clothes again and then i'll never see my beloved wardrobe OR she's going to put on that denim skirt of hers and never take it off like she did for 2 years straight. i love her, and my dad is in toledo, ohio and i love him, and my mom is watching something british and gay, and i love her, and mae, have a speedy recovery, next time wear a helmet. bye to some of you because it's pointless to keep such a long list of friends when we all know i don't really like most of you.
my life is so great because i go on vacation somewhere every month with my fucking cool boyfriend, who is more and more of a rock star to me every day. he's all yves saint laurent suit and eyeliner and a huge cock in tight pants. i thank the fine country of colombia every day for this gift.
and also my best friend, for those of you who don't know, the fucking coolest bitch ever, mae, doesn't watch tv so i had to let her know what was going down:
Unclejesseishot: there is a reality show sortof like
the bachelor
Unclejesseishot: except with MIDGETS
I dear connie I: WHAT
Unclejesseishot: yes
I dear connie I: HILLARY
Unclejesseishot: "the littlest groom"
I dear connie I: NO
I dear connie I: !!!!!!!!
I dear connie I: shut the fuck up
Unclejesseishot: i shan't
Unclejesseishot: its true
Unclejesseishot: its like 30 midgettes
Unclejesseishot: vying for the attention of one man
midget
I dear connie I: i need to go to your house then
Unclejesseishot: you so do
AND she hasn't seen the quizno's commercial with the singing things (?) with the weird teeth and pirate hats (?) but when she sees it she'll understand.
um so in conclusion, i love my boyfriend, and my sister, who just lost like 100 lbs is scaring me because she's either going to start wearing my clothes again and then i'll never see my beloved wardrobe OR she's going to put on that denim skirt of hers and never take it off like she did for 2 years straight. i love her, and my dad is in toledo, ohio and i love him, and my mom is watching something british and gay, and i love her, and mae, have a speedy recovery, next time wear a helmet. bye to some of you because it's pointless to keep such a long list of friends when we all know i don't really like most of you.