I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE I AM. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET BACK. AS NO-ONE'S TURNED UP TO GLOAT, I TAKE IT THIS ISN'T SOME STUPID PSYCHIC SCHEME. IT'S NOT A DREAM. SO ( Read more... )

"I SUPPOSE I'M SUPPOSED TO PUT SOMETHING HERE," said a very surly troll, "BUT AS I FIND THIS ALL POINTLESS, I DON'T THINK I'LL BOTHER. MAYBE YOU-KNOW-WHO WILL STOP BOTHERING ME FOR A WHILE THOUGH."