Hahahaha...!

[You see this kid? He's trying to set fire to a house. And has a small pile of shiny things near him -- a tumbler, some silverware, decrotaive ornaments that had probably been sitting on a mantle somewhere, pots and pans, and a shower rod with the curtain rings still attached, among other things ( Read more... )

[HELLO LOVELY CITIZENS, hopefully you are prepared for the loud Dane that pops up on the video feed.]

Hey, ya guys! I found somethin' when I went out earlier. [He holds up a history text book]I was flippin' through it, and... well, it skips almost all of my history! Can ya believe that? It glorifies England bein' a bastard and it details that one ( Read more... )

Okay, what the hell? Is this another one of those experiments? There's still no way outta here... And I think the room is gettin' smaller.

And I'm kinda thirsty...

[There's a long pause, then finally, some grumbling -]

And she didn't even let me get dressed...

( ooc: for box-mates: Den is in boxers and a t-shirt. So, not too indecent, but. ( Read more... )

Oiii, listen up, everyone!

I found a football under my bed, so someone should get over here and play a match against me! If ya don't know how ta play, I'll teach ya! It's easy.
Oh! And if enough people show up, we could probably even split into teams instead of just playing one-on-one! C'MON, GUYS! It'll be fun!

{ooc: if you'd be so kind as to ( Read more... )

[The feed clicks on to show a rather despondent looking Denmark Egypt, nestled in amongst a mess of pillows and blankets. He sits up and looks at all the camera all droopy-eyed for a few seconds before the dull tone of his voice breaks the silence --]I hate this. This isn't fun anymore. I can't do anything fun until I get switched back ( Read more... )

Hey, any of ya know how to fix broken pipes? There's a couple in this one house I plan on movin' into and I don't know if I should replace 'em or if I can get 'em fixed up or whatever. So, someone should come over and check on that ( Read more... )

Do storms like that happen often?

[Well, someone's audio feed just clicked on, as the sound of the wind and torrential downpour - not to mention that stupid siren - is apparent in the background. This makes it hard to hear whoever the speaker is; though if one listens carefully, they might be able to hear --]

WHAT THE HELL IS GOIN' ON?!

(ooc: Congrats, Reverie, you just ( Read more... )