Jan 31, 2008 19:42
Try to imagine everytime you sign onto aim, having about nine conversations like this one pop up, keeping in mind this is probably the first time you have ever spoken to this person and they only know you from your band and live in new jersey or something:
bowtonicholex2: What happens if a guy eats a whole pack of birth control at once?
ReverendJohnW: ha ha ha.
bowtonicholex2: what happens? lol
ReverendJohnW: Did some one already do this?
bowtonicholex2: ... yeeeaaahh..
ReverendJohnW: Well he will get a huge shot of estrogen
bowtonicholex2: Lol, well besides that what will happen?
ReverendJohnW: so, moodiness, some tits, body hair loss.
bowtonicholex2: o.O oh okay
ReverendJohnW: probably acne, depending on what was in it-maybe death.
bowtonicholex2: oh oh now hes smoking weed
bowtonicholex2: lol
ReverendJohnW: how many pills?
bowtonicholex2: the whole pack
ReverendJohnW: that is not a number.
bowtonicholex2: I dont know
bowtonicholex2: however many is in a whole pack
bowtonicholex2: and now hes smoking weed
ReverendJohnW: I'm not a girl.
bowtonicholex2: and playing with a knife
ReverendJohnW: Weed doesnt do anything\
bowtonicholex2: well i dont take birth control
bowtonicholex2: and iohno
bowtonicholex2: but wouldnt weed do seomthing
bowtonicholex2: if he just ate birth control?
bowtonicholex2: O.o
bowtonicholex2: iohno i dont think thats a good combo
bowtonicholex2: lol
ReverendJohnW: Nothing worse than what the birth control will do.
ReverendJohnW: on it's own.
bowtonicholex2: oh alright i was just thinking it would be a bad combo
ReverendJohnW: No, he might be in trouble simply on account of the pills.
ReverendJohnW: I guess I might advise a trip to the doctor.
bowtonicholex2: hes high as hell and doesnt want to see a doctor
bowtonicholex2: i told him he shouldnt take the pills
bowtonicholex2: and hes like "well i dont wanna get pregnant..duh"
bowtonicholex2: O.o
ReverendJohnW: Well whatever then. You keep some stupid company.
bowtonicholex2: i just met the kidi went into his stickam room and he was taking pills
bowtonicholex2: i told him not to he did anyways
bowtonicholex2: lol i just talked vto this kid today
How sad it would be if I had to go through my life without ever having experienced that little exchange.