If you're looking for a job... how are you with computer tech shit? Servers and programs and all that other shit I don't understand? Our organization is planning a lynching party once our computer guy's contract is up, and we'll need somebody to replace the useless fucktard.
I haven't done a whole lot on the server side of things, though it's not something I couldn't pick up on. Details? If not me specifically, my father certainly has the experience. Whether myself or my father, I'm sure we're better than whoever this other guy is.
I'm sure that with a days training I could be better than the guy we have now. At least I'd have the decency to call if something I promised to do that afternoon couldn't be done for - what - eight days and counting? I'm not sure what he technically does, but it seems to involve losing all the contacts from my Outlook, insisting I only had 5 in the first place, and then trying to convince me that I never had any phone numbers in my contacts, only e-mail addresses - when I used my contacts 90% of the time for phone numbers! Somehow also our e-mails from over the weekend turn up marked that they've already been read, if we even get them. And sometimes the job entails taking our server home over the weekend and forgetting to return it on Monday, leaving us lost and useless the entire day. I'll find out exactly when we get to kill him, and then pass on your name (or your father's) to my boss.
I downloaded tsukihime on the idea that: OMG IT'S FREE and OMG THAT AWESOME ASS FIGHTING GAME CAME OUT OF IT.
After noticing that I don't have the attention span to play a visual novel, I kinda just mashed the fast foward button alot till choices, AND STILL GOT THE GOOD ENDING AFTER LIKE 10 TIMES.
I don't think anyone sane can handle visual novels. It's like, if you really like anime and manga, but just find that you'd enjoy it a lot more if it took an hour and a half to get through the equivalent of seven minutes of an anime with a stock-still paper doll puppet show and soul-deadening looping music in the background (this is assuming you didn't replace the tracks with Judas Priest songs, of course).
It's a Choose Your Own Adventure novel, except in one of those you would have escaped some bloodthirsty ghost pirates and narrowly avoided crashing your spaceship into Zeta Reticuli V and discovered the hidden treasure of the Nile in the time it takes you to decide to leave the classroom and have tea with your sister in Tsukihime.
Melty Blood though, yeah, Melty Blood is rad. Tsukihime is one of those things that's spawned the GDP of a tiny eastern european country's worth of quality fanart, screw comics, and fan games, and yet the source completely licks rim. DOUBLE THAT FOR FATE STAY/NIGHT.
Actually, I didn't know fate stay night produced much crazyness, but I'm not in the loop like you guys. More AWESOME FIGHTING DOUJIN GAME ACTION or something?
Yeah. I dunno. Before this (partially thanks to you guys) I was like OMG LETS TRY DOWNLOADING A VISUAL NOVEL FOR PORNO LAUGHS. And I ended up downloading something called kana little sister, a game where, SUPRISE! you can have an affair with your little sister, though DOUBLE SUPRISE SPOILER! She's adopted so it's A-OKAY. I dunno. It seems like visual novels are kinda failure city, either make a shitty light reading novel or a manga. INBETWEEN FAILS.
About tsukihime, though I never ended up reading the whole thing, it seems hilarious that you meet your girl by KILLING HER. Do they ever resolve why the hell mr. shiki has strange homicidal urges? Man. I wish picking up chicks was that easy. STRIKE ME DOWN AND I'LL BE STRONGER (IN BED) THAN YOU CAN EVER IMAGINE.
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Don't worry dawg. We'll figure out the whole financial stability thing later. Possibly by creating a commune out in the middle of nowhere!
Hey maybe I'll even get an idea I can accomplish next time and submit it.
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I'm not sure what he technically does, but it seems to involve losing all the contacts from my Outlook, insisting I only had 5 in the first place, and then trying to convince me that I never had any phone numbers in my contacts, only e-mail addresses - when I used my contacts 90% of the time for phone numbers! Somehow also our e-mails from over the weekend turn up marked that they've already been read, if we even get them. And sometimes the job entails taking our server home over the weekend and forgetting to return it on Monday, leaving us lost and useless the entire day.
I'll find out exactly when we get to kill him, and then pass on your name (or your father's) to my boss.
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After noticing that I don't have the attention span to play a visual novel, I kinda just mashed the fast foward button alot till choices, AND STILL GOT THE GOOD ENDING AFTER LIKE 10 TIMES.
So uh... Fight on brave soldier?
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It's a Choose Your Own Adventure novel, except in one of those you would have escaped some bloodthirsty ghost pirates and narrowly avoided crashing your spaceship into Zeta Reticuli V and discovered the hidden treasure of the Nile in the time it takes you to decide to leave the classroom and have tea with your sister in Tsukihime.
Melty Blood though, yeah, Melty Blood is rad. Tsukihime is one of those things that's spawned the GDP of a tiny eastern european country's worth of quality fanart, screw comics, and fan games, and yet the source completely licks rim. DOUBLE THAT FOR FATE STAY/NIGHT.
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Yeah. I dunno. Before this (partially thanks to you guys) I was like OMG LETS TRY DOWNLOADING A VISUAL NOVEL FOR PORNO LAUGHS. And I ended up downloading something called kana little sister, a game where, SUPRISE! you can have an affair with your little sister, though DOUBLE SUPRISE SPOILER! She's adopted so it's A-OKAY. I dunno. It seems like visual novels are kinda failure city, either make a shitty light reading novel or a manga. INBETWEEN FAILS.
About tsukihime, though I never ended up reading the whole thing, it seems hilarious that you meet your girl by KILLING HER. Do they ever resolve why the hell mr. shiki has strange homicidal urges? Man. I wish picking up chicks was that easy. STRIKE ME DOWN AND I'LL BE STRONGER (IN BED) THAN YOU CAN EVER IMAGINE.
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I never read the actual explanation, but I believe it's in his blood or something.
Yes I am a huge TsukiVerse fagtard.
Do not hurt me, please.
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