My generation is responsible for more of the bullshit in this world than they'd like to take credit for.

Though I never got along much with my generation. I won't be shedding a tear in the near future, though there will be much maniacal laughter.

Societal corrections are a bitch.

This ain't the same internet I used when I was 15.

The internet ain't my internet anymore.

The kids have made it something else.

The game is different now.

Oldfags can fade away into the obscurity they were born into.

1999 don't mean shit.

I'm gonna get my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames.

The older I get, the more I realize how much I have, and how much more I can do, how many opportunities keep opening up, how many excellent things continue to keep happening.

Then I look at the people who rejected me, insulted me, bullied me, and tortured me.

Then I laugh.

The best revenge in the world is the success created by one's own hand.

Taking time out of my busy schedule of awesomeness to post that life is fucking awesome.

These Golden Grahams are fucking amazing.

Who would've figured that was 94 weeks ago.

Incidentally, it was really worth it.

I wouldn't have traded in a moment of it.