Title: Fast Eddie
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Word count: 1787
Disclaimer: Hiromu Arakawa is the mangaka of Fullmetal Alchemist. I am not Hiromu Arakawa.
Warnings: AU, major character death, possibly confusing alternating timelines
Prompt: AU, Edward+any; Instead of an alchemist, he's a thief with the nickname of 'Fast Eddie'.
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When Winry finds out, she hits him over the head with a wrench. )