Oct 23, 2006 17:23
I don't think I ever expected so many people at this college to be so damn attractive. What is up with that? I want percentages of student population that is actually Adventist. If it's a large percentage then these people are doing something right in the genetics department and we need to tap into that. And by "tap into that" I mean molest them.
Maybe dancing and drinking just leads to ugly babies? Maybe I should take this and work a hypothesis from it. My research professor is Catholic, so she won't mind. Then I could engage in snark and do my homework at the same time.
Thus ends my religious stereotyping and cultural incompetence.
I went to Del Taco today. Jesus Christ. No really, the tacos tasted like Jesus Christ came down from on high and blessed them with his holy crown of thorns. These Del Tacos could well have been the true cause for the fall of the Roman Empire. Del Taco. Of The Taco. It sounds lofty, but truly, go in peace and the way of the taco. Blessed Be.
Okay, here ends my religious tom-foolery and cultural incompetence. I swear.
I'm squirelly.
tooliness,
food,
school