Glory Glory

Jan 23, 2006 12:09

Had a very relaxing weekend indeed, chilling out and catching up with Brion. Didn't seem like he was away for 6 months at all really. It's great to have him back in the country.
Now while this should be the main reason I'm updating today I'm afraid Brion that you've been usurped by something I found in college this morning. After my first lecture I popped quickly to the toilets before heading to my next appointment. While getting some tissue to blow the old snooter from one of the cubicles can you guess what I noticed??? Lol, I bet you can! Yes that's right, NUI Galway has it's very own Glory hole. I couldn't believe it and at first thought it was just a break in the cubicle wall through "wear and tear" but the writing and helpful arrows located around its circumference leave nothing to the imagination. I have to admit it's the first glory hole I've ever seen. These are just things you know are out there somewhere but never expect to really see one in the everyday type of places you frequent. What puzzles me though is exactly how these vehicles of oral gratification come to exist? I mean, the one here is a perfect circular hole that has obviously been cut using something very shape indeed. Does somebody actually sit on the loo and think "You know this would be a great spot for a glory hole, let me just get my drill out of my pocket and make one". Who has the time to sit there and carve away at the thing and finally, it's a very public and busy toilet, how did it's manufacture go unnoticed. Utterly bizare. Being the spiteful Queen person that I am I feel buying a tube of polyfiller but that would involve entering the bizzare realm of the DIY store and for somebody who spent 35 minutes looking for sky-hooks in his first job I very much doubt this would be good idea. Obviously the levels of sexual repression here in Galway is a lot higher then I thought.....on the other hand it never ceases to amaze me the resourcefulness of some people when it comes to overcoming basic urges. That's why I'm absolutely convinced that if we took the smartest doctors in the world, got them addicted to smack, locked them in a lab and told them they couldn't have another fix until they come up with a cure for cancer we would of had it years ago. I'm full of great idea's like this you know.

***God just the thought of putting ANYTHING in your mouth let alone someones piss soaked knob, in a public toilet is enough to put me off gay sex for life. Uck***
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