Aye, 't be a strange night
Wow...last night be...why be 't that ever' time th' Fantastic Four get together, life ends up dyin', then gettin' reincarnated into somethin' better than any o' us would`ve guessed? Let`s start at th' beginning:
We`re all hangin' ou' at me hearty, Kurtis`s, house an' Mario`s lettin' off fireworks an' bilge water. I almost won a mini-smash-tourney, but didna at th' last second. Geml says I be gettin' better, so I be happy. Poor Kurt be goin' through his normal issues an' all that jazz, so we thought maybe we ought get th' lad's ou' o' th' house an' t' th' mall.
Big mistake. We ended up in a terrible game o' cat-an'-mouse, dodgin' She-Who-Shall-Nay-Be-Named in EB Games an' Hot Topic. Eventually we ran into them an' Kurt stole me issue o' Entertainment Weekly (which I dasn't like anymore on accoun' o' they gave PotC 2 a D, thus they suck). So, aye...th' trip t' th' mall didna work.
So then we sailed' aft t' Kurtis`s an' me an' Chelsea watched Th' Office an' TOTALLY rewatched Casino Night. Aye!
Then we sailed' t' th' theatre. Kurt be upset on accoun' o' his own reasons. Chelsea be freakin' ou' on accoun' o' th' lass' own reasons. I be about t' sink t' Davy Jones' locker on accoun' o' th' tickets almost didna work. Geml be about t' stab somethin' on accoun' o' th' constant drippin' o' th' pipe above th' lad's. Basically, all Hell be breakin' lose.
Then th' movie started. I be blown away. 't be, by far, th' best movie I`ve seen all voyage an' 't be much better than th' first! Th' endin' made me cry, tho...Geml an' Chelsea had t', almost literally, carry me aft t' Chelsea`s car.
But, all in all, 't be an...odd night. Why be 't that whenerethe FF get together, we end up havin' crazy nights like this?
We`re all hangin' ou' at me hearty, Kurtis`s, house an' Mario`s lettin' off fireworks an' bilge water. I almost won a mini-smash-tourney, but didna at th' last second. Geml says I be gettin' better, so I be happy. Poor Kurt be goin' through his normal issues an' all that jazz, so we thought maybe we ought get th' lad's ou' o' th' house an' t' th' mall.
Big mistake. We ended up in a terrible game o' cat-an'-mouse, dodgin' She-Who-Shall-Nay-Be-Named in EB Games an' Hot Topic. Eventually we ran into them an' Kurt stole me issue o' Entertainment Weekly (which I dasn't like anymore on accoun' o' they gave PotC 2 a D, thus they suck). So, aye...th' trip t' th' mall didna work.
So then we sailed' aft t' Kurtis`s an' me an' Chelsea watched Th' Office an' TOTALLY rewatched Casino Night. Aye!
Then we sailed' t' th' theatre. Kurt be upset on accoun' o' his own reasons. Chelsea be freakin' ou' on accoun' o' th' lass' own reasons. I be about t' sink t' Davy Jones' locker on accoun' o' th' tickets almost didna work. Geml be about t' stab somethin' on accoun' o' th' constant drippin' o' th' pipe above th' lad's. Basically, all Hell be breakin' lose.
Then th' movie started. I be blown away. 't be, by far, th' best movie I`ve seen all voyage an' 't be much better than th' first! Th' endin' made me cry, tho...Geml an' Chelsea had t', almost literally, carry me aft t' Chelsea`s car.
But, all in all, 't be an...odd night. Why be 't that whenerethe FF get together, we end up havin' crazy nights like this?