yeah, a meme
Ganked from Steph, just cos.
1. I was a bad driver. I know, you already know this. But I lied about just how bad. Like, I lied to my parents and my grandparents, because I uh. Hit parked cars with a car belonging to each relevant party. Parking lots were the bane of my existence and are the main reason I don't intend to ever return to the world of motor vehicles.
2. I went through a brief period of petty thievery. This was back when I was on antidepressants but taking them inconsistently, was constantly fighting with the one parent I had, and just plain wasn't functioning. But there's no real excuse; I was taking things I wanted, not things I needed.
3. I used to cheat at my AWANA memorization. How's that for things a person should be ashamed of? I was tested on Bible verses I had memorized, but whenever I was stuck I would just read upside down enough to get back on track.
4. When I was a child, my favorite book was Where Did I Come From. On at least one occasion, I blew off my assigned reading of something pertaining to American History just to read that book again.
5. If it had internet access, I would probably have been content to live the rest of my life in that psych ward.
6. I like needling my coworkers back when they needle me. I just tend to refrain because I'm aware it would just make my life harder. But it doesn't always stop me.
7. One day, I plan to change my name back to my birth name. I don't care if it offends half my family, or all my family. I am not a Holmgren.
8. I hate spending 15 minutes to groom my eyebrows, but have no issue with spending 6 hours dyeing my hair. Selective laziness, much?
9. I'm not as awesome as any of you think. Nope, not even those of you who know all my faults.
10. I don't have many secrets. I don't see the point to them.
1. I was a bad driver. I know, you already know this. But I lied about just how bad. Like, I lied to my parents and my grandparents, because I uh. Hit parked cars with a car belonging to each relevant party. Parking lots were the bane of my existence and are the main reason I don't intend to ever return to the world of motor vehicles.
2. I went through a brief period of petty thievery. This was back when I was on antidepressants but taking them inconsistently, was constantly fighting with the one parent I had, and just plain wasn't functioning. But there's no real excuse; I was taking things I wanted, not things I needed.
3. I used to cheat at my AWANA memorization. How's that for things a person should be ashamed of? I was tested on Bible verses I had memorized, but whenever I was stuck I would just read upside down enough to get back on track.
4. When I was a child, my favorite book was Where Did I Come From. On at least one occasion, I blew off my assigned reading of something pertaining to American History just to read that book again.
5. If it had internet access, I would probably have been content to live the rest of my life in that psych ward.
6. I like needling my coworkers back when they needle me. I just tend to refrain because I'm aware it would just make my life harder. But it doesn't always stop me.
7. One day, I plan to change my name back to my birth name. I don't care if it offends half my family, or all my family. I am not a Holmgren.
8. I hate spending 15 minutes to groom my eyebrows, but have no issue with spending 6 hours dyeing my hair. Selective laziness, much?
9. I'm not as awesome as any of you think. Nope, not even those of you who know all my faults.
10. I don't have many secrets. I don't see the point to them.