Have two stories for you.

Jul 12, 2009 22:42

First. Vacation Bible School is a summer program that every Christian church on the face of the Earth does in the summer. This is to promote recruitment. If you get them when they are younger you increase their chances of being hooked for life. The church I grew up in only recently began buying pre-packaged kits. And this year?

One of the suggested snacks, I kid you not, is to put Ritz crackers on a plate. Four vertically. One on either side near the top. And then use CheezWhiz to make the sign of the cross atop the crackers.

Second. Saw The Proposal today. Liked some parts of it. Was super offended by others. All in all, though, what I took from that movie was an intense need to see Ryan Reynolds naked. That man has a body that just won't quit. Unfortunately, mine gives up pretty quickly into the race.
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