This made me happy. It's about time that someone did the math. Quotation marks are "theirs":
Red Shirt Death episodes = 18
Episodes with fights = 55
Probability of a fight breaking out = 70%
Kirk "conquest" episodes = 24
Kirk "conquest" + fights = 16
Kirk "conquest" + red shirt casualty= 4
Red shirt death + fight + Kirk "conquest" = 3
On a personal note, the band that played on this over-produced, too-alt countryesque
album (which is on Resk Records International) were at one point known as The Red Shirts.