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Ah, my beloved public. I welcome you.
I have two news stories I would like to share with you, if you are not up to date, what with the Daily Show/Colbert power hour suffering from lack of writers.
1) Ohio Rep. Dennis Kucinich submitted a resolution to the House Judiciary Committee calling for the impeachment of Cheney. Just
Cheney.
http://www.cnn.com/POLITICS/blogs/politicalticker/2007/04/kucinich-takes-steps-to-impeach-cheney.html
Many a president has been impeached, never just a vice president. Could be interesting, though he will never get the GOP to go for it.
2) A Trojan Virus has been spreading around, a profoundly bad one that allows for the complete AI take over of a computer, that is, completely eliminating user input and allowing for the virus to do whatever it wants with your computer, including download whatever it wants, installing whatever it wants, uploading any of your data to wherever it wants, changing your settings to whatever it wants, turn over remote control of your computer to a malicious 3rd party or setting your monitor to a frequency and refresh setting it can't handle and overclocking your processor to melt your entire computer. Luckily it doesn't seem to do that last one, but it could.
Now, how could such a virus bypass all of a PC's virus protection that windows has used to build up an immunity over the years of constant virus attack you ask? It can't, Windows software kills it immediatly. It targets Macs. HA! For years Mac has not been able to use exe programs, eliminating the ability to download any independant programs but also making them virus proof. But Now the Syphilis, Small Pox, Tiburculosis, plague ridden Spaniards have arrived in the virusless Americas and there is no resistance. Those of you mac-ites, be careful what you download, because you also can't download any of the 3rd party virus elimination programs that actually work.
Thats all for now. Picture later.
I have two news stories I would like to share with you, if you are not up to date, what with the Daily Show/Colbert power hour suffering from lack of writers.
1) Ohio Rep. Dennis Kucinich submitted a resolution to the House Judiciary Committee calling for the impeachment of Cheney. Just
Cheney.
http://www.cnn.com/POLITICS/blogs/politicalticker/2007/04/kucinich-takes-steps-to-impeach-cheney.html
Many a president has been impeached, never just a vice president. Could be interesting, though he will never get the GOP to go for it.
2) A Trojan Virus has been spreading around, a profoundly bad one that allows for the complete AI take over of a computer, that is, completely eliminating user input and allowing for the virus to do whatever it wants with your computer, including download whatever it wants, installing whatever it wants, uploading any of your data to wherever it wants, changing your settings to whatever it wants, turn over remote control of your computer to a malicious 3rd party or setting your monitor to a frequency and refresh setting it can't handle and overclocking your processor to melt your entire computer. Luckily it doesn't seem to do that last one, but it could.
Now, how could such a virus bypass all of a PC's virus protection that windows has used to build up an immunity over the years of constant virus attack you ask? It can't, Windows software kills it immediatly. It targets Macs. HA! For years Mac has not been able to use exe programs, eliminating the ability to download any independant programs but also making them virus proof. But Now the Syphilis, Small Pox, Tiburculosis, plague ridden Spaniards have arrived in the virusless Americas and there is no resistance. Those of you mac-ites, be careful what you download, because you also can't download any of the 3rd party virus elimination programs that actually work.
Thats all for now. Picture later.