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The past few days I've learned a couple things about what to do and not to do and I feel they are important lessons for other people to read and possibly learn from.
DON'T
*let 2 drunk ryans light off fireworks in the streets of downtown farmington at 1am
*threaten police officers
*get wasted and jump off your roof. or if you decide to do that make sure the person who is supposed to catch you does not look away for a split second so that your feet hit his shoulders which causes you to hit the ground with your back and head. ouch.
*have drunken ice fights inside. that is outside business.
*let non-housebroken puppies live with you.
*attempt to throw sleeping ppl in an ice bathtub. or if that doesn't work don't dunk your head in it while wasted. brrrr.
DO
*teach your roommate how to sprint so next time she can actually outrun the fat policeman
*give the cops your beer and illegal fireworks when they ask for it (except for a few beers and the 4 ft fireworks of course... those can stay)
*save 3 kittens that are about to be euthanized and bring them home so they can learn to be social
*jump at smalls falls and go down the rock water slide
*mend the neighbors bleeding arm after he is thrown off the hood of a car and goes through 2 windshields
so anyways, we have had some crazy times here. no more parties here for us. candy and the 2 ryans almost all got arrested last night but the cop fucked up and tried entering our appt without our permission so everyone got off safely. luckily i was hangin out with the neighbors next door so i missed the confrontation. the 4th was awesome. did some things i regret but for the most part it was wild.
p.s. i love my friends & my neighbors.
DON'T
*let 2 drunk ryans light off fireworks in the streets of downtown farmington at 1am
*threaten police officers
*get wasted and jump off your roof. or if you decide to do that make sure the person who is supposed to catch you does not look away for a split second so that your feet hit his shoulders which causes you to hit the ground with your back and head. ouch.
*have drunken ice fights inside. that is outside business.
*let non-housebroken puppies live with you.
*attempt to throw sleeping ppl in an ice bathtub. or if that doesn't work don't dunk your head in it while wasted. brrrr.
DO
*teach your roommate how to sprint so next time she can actually outrun the fat policeman
*give the cops your beer and illegal fireworks when they ask for it (except for a few beers and the 4 ft fireworks of course... those can stay)
*save 3 kittens that are about to be euthanized and bring them home so they can learn to be social
*jump at smalls falls and go down the rock water slide
*mend the neighbors bleeding arm after he is thrown off the hood of a car and goes through 2 windshields
so anyways, we have had some crazy times here. no more parties here for us. candy and the 2 ryans almost all got arrested last night but the cop fucked up and tried entering our appt without our permission so everyone got off safely. luckily i was hangin out with the neighbors next door so i missed the confrontation. the 4th was awesome. did some things i regret but for the most part it was wild.
p.s. i love my friends & my neighbors.