I'm just a crazy kind of girl.. I'll tell it to the world.. I've just begun having my fun
dancrgrlluvssum1: hey clut
dancrgrlluvssum1: slut*
oh oh astronaut: slit?
oh oh astronaut: or slut?
dancrgrlluvssum1: how about clit ya slut?
oh oh astronaut: i meant to type clit
oh oh astronaut: but i got retarded from you typing clut
dancrgrlluvssum1: hahaha
dancrgrlluvssum1: hows the boy?
oh oh astronaut: what boty
dancrgrlluvssum1: Aida or Aidan or whatever his name is
dancrgrlluvssum1: JESSSSS
dancrgrlluvssum1: Guess WHAT
oh oh astronaut: what
dancrgrlluvssum1: I COULD HAVE HAD SEX TODAY BUT I REFRAINED FROM IT!!!![
oh oh astronaut: liar
dancrgrlluvssum1: I was so into it too.. and he wasn't.... then he was and I was like.. ehhh nevermind
dancrgrlluvssum1: I swear
dancrgrlluvssum1: ask Nick
oh oh astronaut: come on barbie lets go party
dancrgrlluvssum1: OH OH ORgAAAAAAAAAASM
dancrgrlluvssum1: thats what Barbir said to Ken when they had Mattel Sex
dancrgrlluvssum1: It]
oh oh astronaut: im sure
dancrgrlluvssum1: It's like... "come on girls... to go along with your collection of Barbie's.. along with Ms. Malibu and Ms. mom.. it's Ms. Slut.. you can shave her Down there and she makes Real LIFE noises when Ken turns on the Action!"
oh oh astronaut: i love you
dancrgrlluvssum1: lol
dancrgrlluvssum1: I love you too Jessica
dancrgrlluvssum1: I'm putting that on my Liveournal just so you know
oh oh astronaut: they got divorced though. Because that new politically cultured correct friend of ken's Jose...bought barbie a pink hummer behind the seens
oh oh astronaut: and we all know what that means everytime barbie gets a new pink automobile
oh oh astronaut: she finds out she has another kid or sister
dancrgrlluvssum1: and they had Mattel Sex in there...
oh oh astronaut: and Ken just wasnt down with that
dancrgrlluvssum1: Why the fuck else are there so many CHrissy's and shit...
dancrgrlluvssum1: you didn't really think that little girl was her sister did you...? I mean.. why is she always watching her?
oh oh astronaut: same reason barbie has so many cars.
oh oh astronaut: HAHAHAHAH
oh oh astronaut: exactly. like barbies on average 24 for like ever. You didnt think baby chrissy being 4 wasnt barbies? That would mean they would have had to come out with College Frat Party Barbie..to explain where chrissy came from
oh oh astronaut: and our barney generation was just not okay with that.
dancrgrlluvssum1: and you know why Barbie needs so many kids...
dancrgrlluvssum1: because when Job Barbie came out...
dancrgrlluvssum1: instead of being a nurse, or lawyer
oh oh astronaut: she was only a teacher.
dancrgrlluvssum1: she had to run her own buisness.
dancrgrlluvssum1: She was an agent
oh oh astronaut: oh and a ice cream lady
oh oh astronaut: oh and she sold coke and pepsi
dancrgrlluvssum1: A Child-Pornography Agent
oh oh astronaut: oh yeah and she had her own pizza shop
oh oh astronaut: oh wait she was also a baker
dancrgrlluvssum1: yeah,
dancrgrlluvssum1: sure
oh oh astronaut: ..thats horrible hahahahaha
dancrgrlluvssum1: she always had a bun in the oven
oh oh astronaut: she did. like I WAS ALWAYS LIKE WHY DOESNT CHRISSYS CLOTHES FIT BARBIE because her damn hips were always the size of texas
oh oh astronaut: and her tits forget it the girl was so top heavy...
dancrgrlluvssum1: Well If she didn't always have to make room for all those Gang Bang's with Ken's Golf Buddies
oh oh astronaut: why didnt they have menstrual bloated barbie too...
oh oh astronaut: because she was always pregnant.
dancrgrlluvssum1: friggen hot dog in a hallway that bitch
oh oh astronaut: exactly.
oh oh astronaut: haha
dancrgrlluvssum1: We are severly fucked up in the head
oh oh astronaut: nicely said Josh Abbott...eh i mean Joelle
dancrgrlluvssum1: lol
dancrgrlluvssum1: Well Im gonna go post this .. and then I'm off
dancrgrlluvssum1: btw
dancrgrlluvssum1: did I tell you I got the new Britney Greatest Hits last week
dancrgrlluvssum1: and it doesn't even come out til this week
dancrgrlluvssum1: I fucking love her
dancrgrlluvssum1: I'd so be a lesbian for her
dancrgrlluvssum1: Anyway.. Don't forget .. its the weekly... Harvest Diner on Fri or Sat
dancrgrlluvssum1: I'll let you know
dancrgrlluvssum1: later clut