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I had such a weird dream last night that I had to share it with everyone.
So in my dream I was pregnant; very pregnant. I was preparing to give birth and knew that it was a girl. Now, in this dream, for some reason when you had a baby you were given like a baseball card with your childs "stats" detailing their abilities and aptitude for certain activities. My kid had 0 skills in emotional and social aptitude but was off the charts for intelligence and intuition. My baby was so smart she was already talking the moment that she was born. Everyone was coming up to me and giving me their condolences because my child would never be able to love me back but I couldn't have been happier. She was like this baby-prophet teaching me how to be happy and because her mind was far above her physical skills (she was, after all, still a baby) I recorded her thoughts and we wrote a book together.
So in my dream I was pregnant; very pregnant. I was preparing to give birth and knew that it was a girl. Now, in this dream, for some reason when you had a baby you were given like a baseball card with your childs "stats" detailing their abilities and aptitude for certain activities. My kid had 0 skills in emotional and social aptitude but was off the charts for intelligence and intuition. My baby was so smart she was already talking the moment that she was born. Everyone was coming up to me and giving me their condolences because my child would never be able to love me back but I couldn't have been happier. She was like this baby-prophet teaching me how to be happy and because her mind was far above her physical skills (she was, after all, still a baby) I recorded her thoughts and we wrote a book together.