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Hour to kill before work. I am bored. So... um. Here be random quotes from my quote list. Guess where they're from. Anything and everything may go - books, movies, television shows, famous people... There is a reason I used the term "random".
1. "I haven't failed, I've found 10,000 ways that don't work."
2. “It's a strange thing, but every sentient race has its own version of these Swedish meatballs. I suspect it's one of those great universal mysteries which will either never be explained or which would drive you mad if you ever learned the truth.”
3. “She’s a plant. Put her in the light and watch her smile.”
4. “Following you around lets me kill a lot of people.”
5. “Come the millennium, month 12 In the home of greatest power, The village idiot will come forth To be acclaimed the leader.”
6. “I’m going to stand out like a whore in a convent.”
7. “This plan is so bad it has to be ours.”
8. "You know, one of these days you're going to be stuck in a situation without a Star Wars quote."
"I find your lack of faith disturbing."
9. “It's about time our school excelled at something.”
“Hmm… You're forgetting our high mortality rate.”
“We're number one!”
10. “I’d rather take on every guy in the bar then my mother…”
11. “There, see! Who needs affection when you have blind hatred!”
12. “If people were meant to pop out of bed, we’d all sleep in toasters.”
13. “In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.”
14. “I think that the person that invented pantyhose should be brought up on charges of cruelty, sadism and
reckless endangerment.”
15. “I wish you’d give me fair warning the next time you rearrange the social and political structure of this planet.”
Bonus points for #6 and #8. Possibly #15, too. Partial credit if you have to use a Google Search or some such for any of them. ;)
1. "I haven't failed, I've found 10,000 ways that don't work."
2. “It's a strange thing, but every sentient race has its own version of these Swedish meatballs. I suspect it's one of those great universal mysteries which will either never be explained or which would drive you mad if you ever learned the truth.”
3. “She’s a plant. Put her in the light and watch her smile.”
4. “Following you around lets me kill a lot of people.”
5. “Come the millennium, month 12 In the home of greatest power, The village idiot will come forth To be acclaimed the leader.”
6. “I’m going to stand out like a whore in a convent.”
7. “This plan is so bad it has to be ours.”
8. "You know, one of these days you're going to be stuck in a situation without a Star Wars quote."
"I find your lack of faith disturbing."
9. “It's about time our school excelled at something.”
“Hmm… You're forgetting our high mortality rate.”
“We're number one!”
10. “I’d rather take on every guy in the bar then my mother…”
11. “There, see! Who needs affection when you have blind hatred!”
12. “If people were meant to pop out of bed, we’d all sleep in toasters.”
13. “In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.”
14. “I think that the person that invented pantyhose should be brought up on charges of cruelty, sadism and
reckless endangerment.”
15. “I wish you’d give me fair warning the next time you rearrange the social and political structure of this planet.”
Bonus points for #6 and #8. Possibly #15, too. Partial credit if you have to use a Google Search or some such for any of them. ;)