(Sorry, Emma, you get this twice because yes, I am *that* happy!)
After almost two years of searching and several morosely passed over due to budget restraints, only to return a week or two later to find them all gone, I have finally found it, the one, the loveliest of all that puts all those others to shame...
I FOUND THE PERFECT SCARF!!!
* Smooth fabric that doesn't make me itch? CHECK
* Long enough for a wrap or two? CHECK
* Bold, bright colors I love (which are much darker in reality, the flash washed them out like woah)? CHECK
* Goes well with both brown and black clothing/jackets? CHECK
In other words, IT IS PERFECT! My happiness, let me show it to you! \o/
... What? You were expecting something else?