one; video

Sep 12, 2010 17:05

[ STOMP, STOMP, STOMP. The comm is dangerously close to a stomping boot, peering up at a rather intimidating figure who hasn’t noticed it yet. In fact, it looks like he’s a little too busy tearing off a crown of twigs and berries from his head and throwing it to the ground. ]

...the hell is this? [ STOMP, STOMP, CRACK.

Right on the communicator. Kanji pauses, staring at it. Bends, picks it up. Examines. It takes him a few moments to figure out that it’s recording-watch his face go from :o to D:< in .09 seconds flat. ]

HEY, WHAT THE HELL YOU TRYIN’ TO PULL?! YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY?! YOU THINK YOU CAN PRANK ME, HUH?! WELL GUESS WHAT, BASTARD! IT AIN’T WORKIN’! AND WHEN I FIND YOU, I’M GONNA REARRANGE YOUR FACE! [ all of this is emphasized with dramatic pointing and spit-flying.

At the end, he pauses, because he has no idea how to turn this thing off. Sooooooo... he just stuffs it into his pocket. Problem solved. ]
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