THIS AIN'T NO FUNNY JOKE, YO!

[renoes]

WAS THIS BECAUSE I WAS TURNED DOWN LAST WEEK AT THE BAR? RUDE MAN, WHEN YOU SAID I NEEDED A VACATION, AND I SAID "YES, HOT BABES IN MY EYES" I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D BE SERIOUS AND HAVE THEM ALL SIGN ME UP FOR SURVIVOR, YO

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[once_royal]

.. .. .. april fools? .. uh?

hee. you're funny ~

[renoes]

Why Halo thar, sunshine~

[once_royal]

.. .. .. uh, what? :D;;

[renoes]

It's alright, darling. No words needed, yo~ I like to make the women laugh, but I love to make them scream. Say you and me, sweetheart, and a little secluded area for some little fun, ya?

[once_royal]

.. .. scream? you like to scare them? that's not really nice ..

uh. i'm already .. in a secluded area.

[renoes]

Nooooo no no no, got it all wrong, darlin'. Different screams. ♥

Are you reeeeeeaaallly? Are you touchin yourself? ♥

[once_royal]

.. .. .. o-okay. :D;

yeah, i am. i'm really bored -- !!! NO I AM NOT.

[renoes]

Oh ho ho! I am hot for you too, love~ ♥

[once_royal]

.. what?! wait, i don't get -- what, where -- I -- WHO ARE YOU. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE. TxT

[renoes]

It doesn't matter~ Aslong as I bang ya like a good boy, ya? ♥

I have hot sexy red hair you can hold onto and a VERY MUSCLED UP CHEST AND BIG COCK

OH YEA YOU WANT THIS!

[once_royal]

.. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. what .. what .. what .. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, I'M ONLY 14! sicko

.. .. wait. red hair?

I HATE YOU, AXEL!

[renoes]

.................................................................Weeeellll then~ Is your mother hawt?

HAHA?

[once_royal]

.. .. .. i don't know my mother. ._.;

ANYWAY, I STILL HATE YOU.

LET ME OUT OF THIS ROOM.

[renoes]

Yo! Chilax, we just met!! Don't bite my head off!!

Where are you at?

[once_royal]

what are you TALKING ABOUT. you PUT ME IN THIS ROOM, AXEL! STOP BEING --

..

wait. you are axel, aren't you?

[renoes]

................No?