THIS AIN'T NO FUNNY JOKE, YO!

[renoes]

WAS THIS BECAUSE I WAS TURNED DOWN LAST WEEK AT THE BAR? RUDE MAN, WHEN YOU SAID I NEEDED A VACATION, AND I SAID "YES, HOT BABES IN MY EYES" I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D BE SERIOUS AND HAVE THEM ALL SIGN ME UP FOR SURVIVOR, YO!

I KNOW YOU CAN READ THIS, ASSHOLES! IT'S NOT APRIL FOOLS YET!!!

But I fooled you all anyway, I'm not all THAT pissed off HAHAAHAHAH dnfbjdfn You'll see, Yo! I'll be the one having fun diggin' babes and bangin' some while YOU ALL JUST SIT THERE READING ABOUT IT UNTIL YOU SEND A SHITTIN ASS HELICOPTER TO GET ME BECAUSE OF YOUR JEALOUS COCKS!! HAAHAAHSHAHDFGDH.FH.F;J;.J;;;;;;;;;;;;;JKLLJKLJKJKKHLHJLHJLLJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ

FUCKGIN HELF I KEEEP DROPPIIN THIS SHET