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renegare

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Aug 17, 2011 11:25

Why are butlers out of a job at a crime scene?

Because the Mist Guardian did it.

What does an owl tell a pineapple?

"That's my body!"

...

Accurate.

[ ooc: ALL THE BIAS, ALL THE TIME. ]

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1/? antimafioso August 17 2011, 08:29:50 UTC

antimafioso August 17 2011, 08:31:14 UTC

[ The owl and- ]

antimafioso August 17 2011, 08:31:40 UTC

[ the pineapple. Really. ]

antimafioso August 17 2011, 08:38:14 UTC

[ ... ]

Ku--haha! Not bad. I'd say...

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video; harutastic August 17 2011, 10:15:29 UTC

...this makes no sense. Is Hibari-san telling jokes?

video; renegare August 17 2011, 10:27:13 UTC

Miura Haru.

...the first is never a joke.

video; harutastic August 17 2011, 10:28:01 UTC

But some are jokes?

video; private; antimafioso August 17 2011, 10:29:48 UTC

Do you want to know a secret, Haru?

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derse_princess August 17 2011, 10:39:16 UTC

...

Might I suggest that a career in stand-up comedy is not for you?

renegare August 17 2011, 10:41:45 UTC

...suggestion noted.

derse_princess August 17 2011, 10:47:15 UTC

Good. I would be grateful if you could please recall this advice next time you decide something like this is a good idea.

1/3 renegare August 17 2011, 14:49:10 UTC

It was not deci -

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knifecushion August 17 2011, 12:54:20 UTC

You took all the fun out of it.

renegare August 17 2011, 14:51:00 UTC

Why is an ananas always sad?

knifecushion August 17 2011, 15:21:36 UTC

Because it looks like your face?

renegare August 17 2011, 15:45:40 UTC

Because it is a pineapple.

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triessence August 17 2011, 19:57:57 UTC

Fuck, your jokes suck.

renegare August 17 2011, 21:37:36 UTC

...as long as they are not illusions of jokes.

triessence August 17 2011, 21:40:05 UTC

They're not even real jokes.

renegare August 17 2011, 21:40:42 UTC

The joke is the illusion.

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