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renegare

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Aug 17, 2011 11:25

Why are butlers out of a job at a crime scene?

Because the Mist Guardian did it.

What does an owl tell a pineapple?

"That's my body!"

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Accurate.

[ ooc: ALL THE BIAS, ALL THE TIME. ]

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1/? antimafioso August 17 2011, 08:29:50 UTC

antimafioso August 17 2011, 08:31:14 UTC

[ The owl and- ]

antimafioso August 17 2011, 08:31:40 UTC

[ the pineapple. Really. ]

antimafioso August 17 2011, 08:38:14 UTC

[ ... ]

Ku--haha! Not bad. I'd say...

5/5 antimafioso August 17 2011, 08:39:16 UTC

4/10. They aren't very original.

1/3 renegare August 17 2011, 08:45:42 UTC

What is the ultimate math paradox?

Illusions within illusions divided by zero.

renegare August 17 2011, 08:45:56 UTC

renegare August 17 2011, 08:46:21 UTC

...parasite. Walk away.

1/2 antimafioso August 17 2011, 08:48:17 UTC

You could also divide by illusions. It's about the same thing.

antimafioso August 17 2011, 08:49:19 UTC

But, you called me here. Let's see, have I got one?

Why did the cloud lose to the mist?

1/2 renegare August 17 2011, 08:53:14 UTC

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( ... )

renegare August 17 2011, 08:54:17 UTC

Because the judge was a pineapple.

1/2 antimafioso August 17 2011, 08:56:52 UTC

antimafioso August 17 2011, 09:05:42 UTC

Good guess!

[ But no. ]

Unfortunately, that was a trick. It wasn't a joke, it was a history lesson.

1/2 renegare August 17 2011, 09:09:33 UTC

Why did the Mist Guardian commit suicide?

It heard the beginning of Bohemian Rhapsody.

renegare August 17 2011, 09:11:30 UTC

You take too much enjoyment.

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