Islamialal

[reneezellweger]

If I was God - and we don't know one another so well, really, like we haven't kissed or taught one another to drive or been trapped in an elevator for ages whilst one of us gets uncomfortable holding in a fart and we make small talk that eventually slides into one of us sitting legs akimbo on the dirty elevator floor crying whilst the other pet pet consoles, so who are you to say I'm not God? What if God was one of us? Just a slob like one of us? - so yeah if I were God and I wanted to communicate a very very very precise, lengthy message to mankind, what I'd do is I'd send a lackey to communicate that very very very precise, lengthy message, you know? Not take it personally like I did with Moses. Not even send my kid. I'd send a hired goon. And I'd chose, as recipient of this all important ethereal message, a wealthy, wise, but ultimately illiterate cloth salesman.

And then tell him to write it down, word for word, very very very precisely, and at great length.

That's what I'd do. Scribes are ten-a-penny. Just saying.