Oct 01, 2009 04:00
Can you believe it?!?! I'll be producing the next Lil' Wayne record! Amazing huh?
You know, he's kind of top of the world at the moment, like, he's probably the most famous person alive. Certainly the most famous black person alive. Well, at least in America he probably is. I think Shaq is second. So yeah, anyway, he's top of the pile ma, and wants to demonstrate his new God-like power by making a rock record. (Like, normally, he does raps). So yeah he calls me up, because I once left a note on the back of a betting slip, shoved down the side of a bar stool, in Bolton UK. I'd written 'I wrote all Andrew WKs best tunes' on it. And his handlers passed it to him, because they're always on the look out for freshhhhh skillz, and my freshhhh skillz are apparently certifiably mad. Anyway, so that's how I got the gig. Gonna be fun times, for deffo!
Don't doubt, haters. Don't doubt.
ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY LIL' WAYNE CAN'T READ? FUCKING RACISM ON TOAST.